Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Lochton]

Granted! You have done your schoolwork, now you need to finish your work from your job! Yes, that's right, you just go hired for a job without your knowledge!



Granted! You just ate fried pancakes!(Does that make sense? )

I wish my laptop screen was bigger.

Almost granted, instead of a bigger screen, you get a magnifying glass.

I wish we had less hater threads on MMO

[Dyra]

Granted. Instead there's nothing but spambot threads.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Lochton]

Granted. Instead there's nothing but spambot threads.

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted, but your kitten will eat all your food.

I wish for a wish about more wishes so people wont complain about wishes but get what they wish, this wish should be such a powerful wish that other wishes dim in the light of my wish but brighten again when I wish for everyones wishes to be fulfilled.

[Dyra]

Granted, but your kitten will eat all your food.

I wish for a wish about more wishes so people wont complain about wishes but get what they wish, this wish should be such a powerful wish that other wishes dim in the light of my wish but brighten again when I wish for everyones wishes to be fulfilled.

Granted. But Xzibit come up and slaps you.

I wish I could glow in the dark.

[Nario64]

Granted, but once you take the glow in the dark condom off, you're just the same boring dark person you always are.

I wish animals could speak English fluently (with an Australian accent)

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they only talk when you're in another room.

I wish I had a personal chef that had an unlimited stock of ingredients and would cook for me whenever I wanted.

[Dyra]

Granted, but they only talk when you're in another room.

I wish I had a personal chef that had an unlimited stock of ingredients and would cook for me whenever I wanted.

Granted. But what ever he cooks is always burnt or near raw.

I wish I had nice handwriting.

[Deleted]

Granted! Now you have a nice handwriting and because of that, people will kill you. Why? Because everyone is jelly of your handwriting.

Everything with me ends up in a death, loool. xD

I wish I was muscular!

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but to keep up your muscularity you are trapped in the gym 12 hours a day and are only allowed to eat 1000 calories per day, including your protein shakes.

I wish there was gas in New York so I could drive and get my Assassin's Creed video game from Target.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted, but to keep up your muscularity you are trapped in the gym 12 hours a day and are only allowed to eat 1000 calories per day, including your protein shakes.

I wish there was gas in New York so I could drive and get my Assassin's Creed video game from Target.

granted! Its floating, tasteless, smellless, see through gas that fills new york, which is flammable, and someone next to you is just about to light a cigarette....

i wish i was an underwear model

[icedwarrior]

i wish i was an underwear model

Granted, however you are a used underwear model.

I wish people wouldn't fret over small and inconsequential stuff.

[Wandingisfun]

I wish people wouldn't fret over small and inconsequential stuff.

Granted, but you will now have extreme OCD.
I wish Blizzard cared about WoW again.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. They do care about WoW, they just have a different philosophy of where to take the game. Oh, wait, that's already true. Hmm...

I wish people would stop hating on WoW. This is a general comment, not directed at anyone.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but people only stop hating on it after it crashes and burns into the depths of oblivion, ceasing to exist entirely.

I wish I knew what to eat today.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you never have what you crave.

I wish I knew what this anime was that I'm watching.

[Wandingisfun]

Granted, but the rest of the episodes are surprisingly disappointing.
I wish I had something interesting to do.

[Dyra]

Granted. However you can never stop doing it. Not even to eat or sleep.

I wish I were pregnant.

[Wandingisfun]

(Is said activity intrusive enough so that I wouldn't be able to multi-task?)
Granted, but your child will be "more evil" than Stalin.
I wish to have favorable luck in everything I do.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but everyone around you has extremely terrible luck. Staying alive, driving, flying planes, etc. They all just can't catch a break.

I wish Dyra's kid doesn't turn out to be evil, and instead cures every illness known to man.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you are now a man and pregnant. If you're already a man, then your wish is granted and already corrupted.

I wish the computer program Maya didn't suck so damn much.

Meh, me and my fancy posts. I refuse to edit this.