Granted, but people only do after you change it to something more exciting, to match your nice avatar.
I wish for an endless supply of pasta.
Granted, but people only do after you change it to something more exciting, to match your nice avatar.
I wish for an endless supply of pasta.
Granted. However they mock your avatar mercilessly at every opportunity.
Screw you Mynta!
Granted. But pasta is now banned and is treated like heroin if you are caught with it.
I wish I glowed brighter!
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted but while using it for the first time it malfunctions you get send back to when earth was still molten lava so you get stuck there
I wish for absolute chaos.
When I get tired of it!
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Granted! The world is now in absolute chaos. You know what's the first thing that happens? You die!
(I think I should stop telling people that they will die in their wish. )
Granted! You are now hyperactive. You can't stop moving, you always need to do something. The next day, you die of a heart attack.
I wish to my mom didn't have to clean the house once every two weeks.
Wish granted. You now have a maid that comes in to clean your house. However, she secretly steals money and some of your favorite items while she's cleaning, and since you are unable to realize it your family drifts apart from mistrust. (Since you think they are taking your stuff.)
I wish the toy I got for reserving Grant Theft Auto 5 will appreciate in value until, in 2 weeks, it sells for $4. (I paid a penny.)
Granted@Majad, but because of her not cleaning it, some super virus takes root, and soon turns you into a rock monster that is captured by the US government and given to a strange scientist for research.
Edit- Bah, Blue, being faster than me...
Granted @Blue, but you're arrested for trying to sell it. Turns out, they're made of cocaine.
I wish I had the ability to plant thoughts into other peoples minds.
Granted. But when you do plant these thoughts, these people go crazy and commit suicide and leave notes saying you murdered them so you have to leave the country and live on the run away from your kids.
I wish I knew why that sounded so familiar.
Granted. However you only get the motivation to do them 3 weeks after their due date.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted! But it is far too hot to eat. Ever.
I wish I had a gaming computer.
Granted. However you get severe indigestion from it.
I wish for steak.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Get the fuck out of here son, Knicks or die mofo.
I mean. Granted! LAL will win an NBA championship. And then I'll take a bat and break Kobe Bryants ankle, watch Steve Nashs foot, disintegrate, Dwight Howard leaves the team for some reason, and Ron Artest does another elbow, but this time to Pao Gasol.
I wish Knicks win the NBA Championship.