Granted, but you go broke because of them.
I wish I owned every single game on Steam.
Granted but your computer mistakingly buys a shitty game about steam pipes and it takes up all the room on your pc,and it will only uninstall if you have the cd,to which there was only 1 ever made and it was buried on the moon for shits n giggles.
I wish other people knew the art of trick photography,icedwarriors avatar is probably a huge fat whale eating that chocolate but its taken so well you cant see it.
Granted, but so will every other of your wishes.
I wish for cookies to share with you guys/gals!
Pokemon Y / Pokemon OR
Friendcode: 0791-2124-3938 (IGN: Michiel)
Granted, you have cookies for us all. But we're all greedy and we don't let you have any. Mynta ate yours. It's a shame too because those were some good cookies.
I wish I had heat vision.
Granted. You are now the proud owner of a Corvette chassis.
I wish to invent a perpetual motion machine.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted, but you fall in and are thrown around in perpetual motion till the atoms that make your body come undone and you crumble into nothing.
I wish to win floridas 400 million dollar lotto
Granted, but on your way to claim it, somebody runs you over to steal the ticket.
I wish that I could manipulate carbon however I wanted.
Granted but in doing so you cause the production of too much methane thus making the world smell like it just cut the worst fart ever known.
I wish Monday would just curl up and die already.
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Monsem - Shadow Priest / Halimath - Prot Paladin / Groundchuk - Elemental Shaman
Granted. Now Sunday is the official start of the week and the weekend consists of only 1 day: Saturday.
I wish I had the power to end people's hungers. And I don't mean by feeding them, I mean just the feeling of being hungry would go away if I said so.
Granted. But you also undo the universe at the same time.
I wish for my own weight in £20 notes.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Yeh thanks everyone for ignoring my post completely....arseholes....
Granted you now fill up with 20 pound notes untill you suffocate and choke to death,horribly!
I wish people would check the previous posts and stop skipping over ones they cant answer!