Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Darnakus]

granted, but its fake.

I wish for less childish people online & at public places.

granted but now you have 12 kids

I wish for pi

[Korie]

granted but now you have 12 kids

I wish for pi

Granted but

I wish for less dailys.

[Deleted]

granted but now you have 12 kids

I wish for pi

granted, if pi would still exist. it's all Tau nowadays.

i wish i'm not inconvenienced by the union action in Antwerp tomorrow. (the public transport union is holding a march tomorrow, and their path passes right through where I need to go.

[krunksmash]

granted, if pi would still exist. it's all Tau nowadays.

i wish i'm not inconvenienced by the union action in Antwerp tomorrow. (the public transport union is holding a march tomorrow, and their path passes right through where I need to go.

granted they all get run over by a asphalt press.

I wish for the yellowstone super vocano to erupt.

[Dyra]

Granted. It destroys the entirety of the North American continent, but then greatly inconveniences the rest of us by throwing up enough dust to block out the Sun and triggers an ice age.

I wish for a hot cherry pie and custard.

[Korie]

Granted. It destroys the entirety of the North American continent, but then greatly inconveniences the rest of us by throwing up enough dust to block out the Sun and triggers an ice age.

I wish for a hot cherry pie and custard.

Granted, but its stolen.

I wish for early & enough snow to keep me inside for a few days.

[Bremmon]

Granted, but your creepy uncle comes over and wants you to sit on his lap while he babysits you on the snowdays.

I wish I had moves like Jaggar.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your creepy uncle comes over and wants you to sit on his lap while he babysits you on the snowdays.

I wish I had moves like Jaggar.

Granted!

But you are now also as old as Jagger.

I Wish all women would find me attractive.

[Akshak]

Granted but it's women of the canine species that find you attractive and they're all in heat.

I wish they'd legalize mercy killings of people like Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and every boy-band on the planet.

[Wayne25uk]

granted. all stupid celebrities move to new york, where it's illegal.

i wish they release a decently ported GTA5 for PC instead of the badly optimized crap we usually get.

My brother is working for Rockstar on GTA5 as we speak so i will have a word with him for you lol but then again this is the corrupt a wish forum so be careful what you wish for.

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Granted but it's women of the canine species that find you attractive and they're all in heat.

I wish they'd legalize mercy killings of people like Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and every boy-band on the planet.

I love this wish so much i am going to grant it to you,BUT! YOU have to do the killings AND you have to send me videos of you doing it so i can have a laugh.

I wish the wish i made to be a character in GTA V that my bro is working on comes true!

[Korie]

I love this wish so much i am going to grant it to you,BUT! YOU have to do the killings AND you have to send me videos of you doing it so i can have a laugh.

I wish the wish i made to be a character in GTA V that my bro is working on comes true!

Granted, but it will be a character you're forced to kill.

I wish for the death of all spiders.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they're all killed in your house. Have fun with an infinite amount of spiders!

I wish I had a parking spot for my car that I could use that was close to my class.

[Robozerim]

I wish I had a parking spot for my car that I could use that was close to my class.

Granted, but it costs $2000 per month to park there.

I wish I knew how to fly an airplane.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You learn how to fly an airplane, but not how to land one.

I wish a HOUWAR.

[Temp name]

Granted. The person you hate the most in the world now gets one.

I wish I had better internet.

[Akshak]

Granted but every time you login you're assailed by songs by Paris Hilton, movies by Ben Affleck and the rants of Bill O'Reilly.

I wish I could inject coffee intravenously instead of having to drink it.

[Nario64]

Granted, and somehow you are still alive but now the caffeine has become 10x more potent. You can't sleep, you can't stop moving, and your body slowly crumbles from over exhilaration. (The sex is amazing though)

I wish I could watch what happens to Akshak.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,he has sex with 5 grannies 3 horses 2 turnips and 1 transvestite.Why on earth you wanted to watch that i dont know....

I wish Nario64 could never erase that memory from his mind! HAHAHAHA!

[Korie]

Granted,he has sex with 5 grannies 3 horses 2 turnips and 1 transvestite.Why on earth you wanted to watch that i dont know....

I wish Nario64 could never erase that memory from his mind! HAHAHAHA!

Granted, but you will be forced to share every memory aswell.

I wish I knew how to play Garry's Mod

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you discovery that most of the good multiplayer communities have died long ago.

I wish I owned the holy grail.