Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Fugus]

Granted. Because you're all drunk half the time the kids grades really start to suffer and slide as you're teaching them that the answer to everything is either potato or 42. You can't remember which, but they're both funny.

I wish I was a master in origami.

Granted, you die from excessive paper cuts.

I wish guys could consciously control sperm count to make themselves as fertile or infertile as they choose so they can no longer "accidentally" get a girl pregnant, same with girls. No more unplanned pregnancies. If they got knocked up, both the people involved WANTED to get her knocked up.

[Skippy88]

Granted but you miscalculate your sperm count and she ends up pregnant anyways.

I wish it was 15 degrees Celsius every day during Winter.

[Fugus]

Granted but you miscalculate your sperm count and she ends up pregnant anyways.

I wish it was 15 degrees Celsius every day during Winter.

Would be hard to miscalculate zero but alright and the women would have to want a child as well but alright. Was expecting a global extinction due to no one wanting kids with the one they were with twist but that works, lol.

Wish Granted, but since none of the normal insects died in the winter as normal, you will have the mosquito population from hell next summer and the number of death's from the diseases they transmit and the number of people who were flat out sucked dry of blood from them are staggering, including yourself, you were the last one to die that summer after watching all the death and destruction of all the ones you cared for you had caused with your wish.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, you die from excessive paper cuts.

What a weak answer lol. What kind of "master" makes a mistake by letting themselves get paper cuts.

I wish I was a master in origami.

Granted. You are such a sensation with the public that you become a professional. One day while making an animal with a specifically good piece of paper, the animal you created comes to life because of your magnificent design. The animal, infuriated that it's fellow oragami creations are created, played with, and destroyed on the whim of you and the people you make them for, and attacks people by poking their eyes or flying into peoples throats killing them until it kills everyone in the world. And you designed it so perfectly its indestructable so it's not like anyone could stop it.

I wish guys could consciously control sperm count to make themselves as fertile or infertile as they choose so they can no longer "accidentally" get a girl pregnant, same with girls. No more unplanned pregnancies. If they got knocked up, both the people involved WANTED to get her knocked up.

Granted. It's now possible to count negative sperm and men are able to become pregnant. But it's really fucked up and horrible and some men actually do it and society turns even more liberal and weirder.

I wish the sky was green instead of blue. (Oceans are still blue though.)

[Fugus]

I wish the sky was green instead of blue. (Oceans are still blue though.)

Wish granted. But the change in sky color is unnatural and the cause of it is a complex chemical chain released by a new manufacturing plant. The plant is eventually shut down but the damage has been done and the chemical not only changes the color of the sky. When inhaled and bonds with human cells, it functions similarly to the "T-Virus" from Resident Evil with similarly horrifying results.

I wish Politicians were incapable of lying ever again and are forced to be 100% honest in everything they say with no way of holding it in. Similar to that old Jim Carry movie "Liar Liar"

[Deleted]

Wish granted. But the change in sky color is unnatural and the cause of it is a complex chemical chain released by a new manufacturing plant. The plant is eventually shut down but the damage has been done and the chemical not only changes the color of the sky. When inhaled and bonds with human cells, it functions similarly to the "T-Virus" from Resident Evil with similarly horrifying results.

I wish Politicians were incapable of lying ever again and are forced to be 100% honest in everything they say with no way of holding it in. Similar to that old Jim Carry movie "Liar Liar"

granted. politicians now never appear in public anymore and their only communication to the outside world consists of non-spoken messages, in which they don't need to be 100% honest and can tell lies.

I wish the millenium goals that were made in 1990 are reached at the promised times even though we are nowhere near them at this time.

[Rotted]

Granted, but withing two week of being active or used, they all blow up at the same time, wiping out half the human population

I wish people would stop posting facebook updates about what their having for tea tonight

[Deleted]

Granted, but withing two week of being active or used, they all blow up at the same time, wiping out half the human population

I wish people would stop posting facebook updates about what their having for tea tonight

... I take it you don't know what the millenium goals are (OR, you do know but you corrupted the wrong wish). basically, in 2000, the world leadership had a summit to create 8 "Millenium Development Goals", 8 goals involving basic problems like education, child mortality rates, gender equality and 5 other core issues with mankind. the goal was to either solve or severely mitigate each of these 8 problems by 2015. as such, they can't "all blow up at the same time within 2 weeks of being active wiping out half the human population".

as for your wish: granted. they now post annotated screenshots of their excrement, complete with references to the smell and taste (blegh).

I wish I had a hot girlfriend instead of having no friends.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Your girlfriend is hot but she has STDs, doesn't love or ever touch you, and only is with you for your money until you run dry. She's incredibly greedy and has a horrible personality.

Btw thanks for the information, I owe you.

I wish I could solve a Millenium Prize Problem.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but somebody murders you to steal credit.

I wish that if you murdered somebody, you turned into a pixie.

[Dyra]

Granted. All thoughts of murder turn into remorse and the newly created pixie immediately uses their magical powers to bring the person they murdered back to life. This completely drains their own magical powers killing them in the process.

I wish I could snap my fingers.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but in doing so, you snap your fingers in half. Somehow.

I wish that people would stop using the word "Onomatopoeia" in the "Last Two Letter Game" thread.

[Dyra]

Granted, but in doing so, you snap your fingers in half. Somehow.

I wish that people would stop using the word "Onomatopoeia" in the "Last Two Letter Game" thread.

Granted. They now use nothing but words ending in Ng, Ms, Ds and Nt.

I wish I had some warm fluffy pyjamas.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you have some really fluffy, comfortable pajamas that are also warm. So warm, that you die of heat exhaustion.

I wish to be bulletproof.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you get stabbed by a knife immediately.

I wish I could stay up late (as in all-nighters) without feeling sleepy, and without any health ramifications.

[Dyra]

Granted. Shame you're not stab proof.

Stabitty

Granted, but you get stabbed by a knife immediately.

I wish I could stay up late (as in all-nighters) without feeling sleepy, and without any health ramifications.

Great minds think alike apparently.

Granted. However your family decides that despite your apparent health, staying up all night constantly means you're crazy and have you locked away in a psychiatric hospital, where you're forced to take sleep medication. ^_^

I wish for snow.

[Fenaris]

Granted, however you didn't specify how much of it you wanted so you only ended up with 1 flake.

I wish for an awesome poster for my new room!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's so awesome, it makes you utterly insane.

I wish icedwarrior turns into a cow the next time he types/says/thinks/etc moo.

[Akshak]

Granted but he does so near a slaughterhouse and ends up as lunch on your plate. Bonne appetite!

I wish Mynta has soggy fries to go with her Icedwarrior burger.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, but he's eating his Icedwarrior burger and his soggy fries at the Inn, where you happen to be located. The police raids the Inn for serving humans as food and you're arrested along with all the Dwarves and Mynta, and Iced ends up in the garbage only half eaten.

I wish I had a special towel that absorbs water normally but never actually gets wet. Oh and if you take it to the beach it won't get dirty from sand. Or dirty from anything ever, it never needs washing.