Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Ridesdel]

Granted, the next 2999 people will wish for Mynta avatars, beginning with me! And I wish Mynta will make me a Blood Elf Mage avatar and siggy!

But due to a programming error the number 2999 was rounded down to 1, and I won't use it...

y u no make wish?

I wish people would make wishes after corrupting other peoples wishes

[Xanjori]

Granted, but they're awfully boring wishes and you get no fun corrupting them so stop coming here to post.

I wish Mynta would draw a Belf avatar for Sema (which was her wish originally) and thinks up a good way to make her pay for it AND she HAS to use it.

[semaphore]

y u no make wish?

I did!!!

And I wish Mynta will make me a Blood Elf Mage avatar and siggy!

[Olianda]

I wish Mynta would draw a Belf avatar for Sema (which was her wish originally) and thinks up a good way to make her pay for it AND she HAS to use it.

Granted, but the Blood Elf looks like Medusa, and it's stone-cold realistic.

I wish my brother came into town more often.

[PizzaSHARK]

Granted, but he's come into town bearing antibiotic-resistant plague.

I wish for a pie.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but he brings along an unruly group of hipsters who leave illicit substances laying around you house and unusual stains on your sheets.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Edit: too late. will fix

I wish for a pie.

Granted, but it's a cow pie. Enjoy.

[PizzaSHARK]

Granted, but the hot tub has been used thoroughly and hasn't been cleaned.

I wish for the British to have good food.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he brings along an unruly group of hipsters who leave illicit substances laying around you house and unusual stains on your sheets.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Edit: too late. will fix


Granted, but it's a cow pie. Enjoy.

granted. you now have a really fat belly which is so hot it kills you.

I wish this thread doesn't reach 300 pages.

[Ridesdel]

granted. you now have a really fat belly which is so hot it kills you.

I wish this thread doesn't reach 300 pages.

Granted, the admins make it so that this entire topic is on one page, with out any post caps

i wish i had money money money!

[Kasierith]

Granted! You now have a mountain of pennies. In other news, the government has declared that pennies are too low in value to remain as currency, and all pennies are instantly useless.

I wish I had a baby griffon.

[Nario64]

I wish I had a baby griffon.

Granted, but his name is Stewie and every chance he gets he tries to kill you!

I wish this thread would end.

[Liagala]

Granted. It ended for 11 minutes before being resurrected.

I wish my work would be invaded by puppies and kittens.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but they're feral, have rabies, and a taste for blood. They eat all of your coworkers.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[Xanjori]

Granted, in monopoly.

I wish Chelsea win tonight and get my fantasy football team good points.

[Aronaz]

Granted, but they all die during their celebration party from the poisoned champagne.

I wish for a cold, fresh Red Bull.

[Liagala]

Granted but he's angry about being cold and painted red, and he takes it out on you.

I wish for someone to come do my job for me while I continue to collect the paychecks

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but I do such a poor job that you immediately get fired.

I wish for my paycheck to arrive faster.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It's half the amount you were expecting to get because of some new tax.

I wish I didn't have to do a public presentation at some physics convention,

[Deleted]

Granted. It's half the amount you were expecting to get because of some new tax.

I wish I didn't have to do a public presentation at some physics convention,

Granted. You have to do 2 instead.

I wish I had more time to do fun things.

[Clarden]

Granted, but the definition of "fun" is provided by a buddhist monk.

I wish I had grades good enough for medical school