1. #6001
    Granted. You answer everything wrong and start to panic because you're clearly going to fail your next test.

    I wish my lips weren't chapped.

  2. #6002
    Granted, but now your skin is extremely dry.

    I wish I was the best singer in the world.



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    Granted, but you will lose both of your ears

    I wish i had a ham sandwich.

  4. #6004
    Quote Originally Posted by Malkazam View Post
    Granted, but you will lose both of your ears

    I wish i had a ham sandwich.
    Granted, but the sandwich is poisoned.

    I wish I had 3 more wishes.

  5. #6005
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    Congratz you have 3 more wishes - you just have no way to communicate them to anyone

    I wish it wasnt so cold. Bbrrrr!

  6. #6006
    Quote Originally Posted by celtic209 View Post
    Congratz you have 3 more wishes - you just have no way to communicate them to anyone

    I wish it wasnt so cold. Bbrrrr!
    Granted. You are now a water bear.

    I wish my car would start.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  7. #6007
    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. You are now a water bear.

    I wish my car would start.
    granted, but you have two flat tires.

    i wish i had a cirno plushie.
    I like my coffe like my mages.

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    Granted. However, it will give you the clap.

    I wish all of my bodily excretions came out some other person's (of my choosing) orifices.

  9. #6009
    Granted, but that person also gets all the things that get put into your body. So when you try to eat they get the nutrition and taste from the food and drinks you consume. You die within 10 days.

    I wish I could predict the result of a coin toss perfectly. I'd always know if the outcome is heads or if it's tails.

  10. #6010
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...
    no, because you can now fit 48 hours in 1 day instead of 24.

  11. #6011
    Yeah but the 48 hours is the same length of time as the old 24 hours.

    24 hours * 60 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day
    48 hours * 30 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day

    It's really the same and you just changed the definitions we set of how many minutes are in an hour, which is cool, but that doesn't actually change the amount of time in a day.

  12. #6012
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Yeah but the 48 hours is the same length of time as the old 24 hours.

    24 hours * 60 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day
    48 hours * 30 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day

    It's really the same and you just changed the definitions we set of how many minutes are in an hour, which is cool, but that doesn't actually change the amount of time in a day.
    it's called "Corrupt Thy Wish". He asked for more time in a day. there now IS technically more time in a day, since instead of 24 hours, there are 48 hours. but that's actually not a change, since hours only last 1/2 of what they used to be.

    don't break your brain trying to make logic from it. it's my way of corrupting wishes. don't make something bad happen to them right after, but warp reality so that their wish has no effect.

    for example, your wish above my post:

    Granted. any coins tossed when you're around will land on their sides from now on.

    I could also have said something like "granted, but everyone will think any coins predicted by you are rigged to fall as you predict." but that's no fun. I prefer looking for loopholes in a wish that can be exploited.

    enough discussion in this thread for now.

    I wish that every pricing in the world is decimated.

  13. #6013
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    it's called "Corrupt Thy Wish". He asked for more time in a day. there now IS technically more time in a day, since instead of 24 hours, there are 48 hours. but that's actually not a change, since hours only last 1/2 of what they used to be.

    don't break your brain trying to make logic from it. it's my way of corrupting wishes. don't make something bad happen to them right after, but warp reality so that their wish has no effect.

    for example, your wish above my post:

    Granted. any coins tossed when you're around will land on their sides from now on.

    I could also have said something like "granted, but everyone will think any coins predicted by you are rigged to fall as you predict." but that's no fun. I prefer looking for loopholes in a wish that can be exploited.

    enough discussion in this thread for now.

    I wish that every pricing in the world is decimated.
    Granted but an asteriod hits the earth which gets decimated also.

    I wish it wouldn't be so cold outside. -30 Celsius = Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  14. #6014
    Granted, it's now extremely hot outside. 250 degrees Celsius, to be exact!

    I wish Pokemon were real.



  15. #6015
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, it's now extremely hot outside. 250 degrees Celsius, to be exact!

    I wish Pokemon were real.
    PokeMon are finally real. However once you try using one. It rebels against the users. Now we have full size Pokemon attacking Humans and Vice Verse The National guard gets called in but over run. Soon Pokemon have turned humans into their slaves.

    I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but they die horribly the second they do.

    I wish I had motivation to do my school work.
    Granted but you still fail every assignment.

    I wish for bacon.

  17. #6017
    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodydemize View Post
    Granted but you still fail every assignment.

    I wish for bacon.
    Granted

    You get a mountain of Bacon. However a massive pig shows up noticed you killed her kids and tears her nose into you tearing you apart. All the while you scream for Bacon as she crushes your bones.

    I wish I could have Mod Powers

  18. #6018
    Granted. You had a ladybug. It flew out the window into and got hit by a trick.

    I wish I had a Bane mask.

  19. #6019
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. You had a ladybug. It flew out the window into and got hit by a trick.

    I wish I had a Bane mask.
    Granted.

    You now cannot get the mask off. You try to breathe but you cannot because your not used to it. You die however you are buried with Banes Mask.

    I wish that I was able to turn into a dinosaur anytime I wanted

  20. #6020
    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but you forgot how to switch back to being a human, on the plus side, you can still switch between different dinosaurs!

    I wish that Nuclear Energy would become the power source of choice for the human race, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it.
    Granted, but now having multiple growths and lower life spans are considered the norm.

    I wish I could wield a 7 foot long claymore being 5 feet 5 inches tall.

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