Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it can only transform into the shape of an apple, and talks in Sumerian.

I wish I had a giant marshmallow.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. The snow on the floor causes traffic problems and your Dad gets into a car accident on his way home because of the snow/ice.

I wish I had more fake tattoos to play with.

[FusedMass]

Granted. The snow on the floor causes traffic problems and your Dad gets into a car accident on his way home because of the snow/ice.

I wish I had more fake tattoos to play with.

You start playing with fake tattoos. Then some bikers drive by and think your in a gang because of your tattoos and beat you up. However your stickers are still safe.

I wish I had the power to raise fire like in air bender and I could rob any bank I wanted

[Komoxiz]

Granted. You can bend fire, but after stealing all the money you could ever need, you loose control of it and burn everything.

[ghostkitteh]

Well, since Komo didn't make a wish, I'll just post.

I wish I had the money to buy everything listed on http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ .

[Letmesleep]

Why is this thread on page 2?

Granted, but all your money was obtained through unsavory methods and now the FBI is after you.

I wish I could bring my pet Beagle back to life.

[Dyra]

Granted. Except it's a slightly more obedient brain munching zombie. It barrel rolls very well though.

I wish for a new passport.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Your passport is fake and you get arrested and strip searched by airport security.

I wish my parents didn't just tell me to get up for going in their rooms to wake them up at 6:15. We have to leave the house at like 6:40.

[crawdaddy029]

Granted. Your passport is fake and you get arrested and strip searched by airport security.

I wish my parents didn't just tell me to get up for going in their rooms to wake them up at 6:15. We have to leave the house at like 6:40.

Granted, They instead get up at 6:15 and wake you up who of course does not need to be up until 8.

I wish I could get laid already.

[Deleted]

Granted, They instead get up at 6:15 and wake you up who of course does not need to be up until 8.

I wish I could get laid already.

granted. i hope you don't mind it's with a male elephant?

I wish the same as crawdaddy, but with a human 20 year old female.

[Deleted]

Granted - She lays you on the floor and walks all over you

I wish macs werent so frustrating

[Liagala]

Granted. They're now incredibly simple, both for you to use and for hackers to get into to steal your personal and financial information.

I wish it wasn't so cold in this office all the time.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's now so hot, everyone melts!

I wish my hands weren't so dry.

[Raegofar]

Granted, but now your hand sweat is so prolific you drown yourself.

I wish I could close on a nice house.

[Liagala]

Granted, but the ground opens up in a ridiculously powerful, yet incredibly localized earthquake and swallows the house the day after you close. Neighbors are unaffected, but all that's left of your house is 3 roofing shingles and a 4x8 square of front door (which includes the knob).

I wish Spring would get here already

[Letmesleep]

Granted, but it only appears to be nice. It was constructed with shoddy materials and the roof collapses on you while you sleep.

I wish more people would use Fun Stuff. It's the best forum.

Edit: Well dammit. I was a bit late.

I wish Spring would get here already

Granted, but Summer seems to arrive just as quickly and you barely get to enjoy it.

[Liagala]

Granted, more people use Fun Stuff, but then big, terrible monsters come and beat them up and chase them away and the forum is left sad and deserted and everyone cries forever and ever.

I wish... um... for chocolate! Preferably chocolate mint stuff. Hi Mynta!

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. I cut off Myntas arm and covered it in chocolate, with a hint of mint on the inside. Happy Valentines day.

I wish there was better parking where I live.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, there's amazing parking available but only for segways.

I wish I could ride a motorcycle.

[Liagala]

Granted, but you ride it directly into a truck full of busses at 90mph, resulting in a rather messy splatter all over the highway. On the plus side, you become the new posterchild for motorcycle safety!

I wish I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, without negative consequences of any kind.