Granted, but now you sink on land. ( that idea is comical)
I wish I could eat all I wan and not gain weight
Granted, but now you sink on land. ( that idea is comical)
I wish I could eat all I wan and not gain weight
Granted, but you can never gain weight again! (So you just lose it, and lose it, and lose it, until you're nothingness!)
I wish I could instantly fall asleep whenever I wanted.
Granted, but no one believes that you could possibly be healthy and sane without sleep, and you are committed to a mental institution where they study you and attempt to cure you. You spend the rest of your life in a straightjacket 50% of the time, receiving occasional electrical shock treatment, and lying on a couch telling some supercilious psychiatrist about your mother. The treatment goes on 24 hours a day of course, since you really don't need sleep... but that eventually drives you far more insane than lack of sleep ever would have before your wish.
I wish my boss would turn the damn heat up to a reasonable level in this office during the day!
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted, it does. The residents in the area (1000 miles away from you) that enjoy those temperatures for the rest of the winter thank you for your generous wish.
I wish I spoke fluent Spanish without having to take the time or put in the effort to learn it.
[22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
[22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
[22:14] <+Lia> ...
[22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
[22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.
Granted, but in order to make it happen your mother was turned in to Consuela from Family Guy.
I wish I could post links on this forum.
You COULD if you had 0 post counts. There's nothing to grant here, I'll save my wish granting powers.
I wish my door was red instead of white.
Granted, but the classrooms are all kept at a comfortable -500 degrees celcius.
I wish I spoke every language ever.
Granted, but your knowledge of Parseltongue causes the faculty of Hogwarts to hunt you like the dark wizard you are.
I wish more of my friends enjoyed multiplayer games.
Granted, but none of them want to play with you.
I wish I wasn't in montana
Granted, but now you're in Idaho.
I wish people liked me.
Granted, but they like you so much, you have a huge crowd following you around 24/7. Even in your house and bathroom.
I wish that Letmesleep was the richest man in the universe.
Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.
I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.
Granted he/she creates allergen-, gluten-, sugar-and absolutely flavorfree desserts, people are amazed at how something disgusting like that would end up on the supermarket shelves.Granted, but it really doesn't make him any happier. He's still bored out of his mind.
I wish Mynta would create some amazing allergen-free desserts in the future.
I wish I had a working Star-Trek Replicator.
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Granted, But it now kills you when you use it.
I wish these bad ads would end
Granted, but now even worse ads begin, and you get hit by a banana.
I wish the entire world and everything on it was transformed into giant pink bananas.