Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

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Granted. You get home, make some coffee and do some studying. In your dreams. Now wake up and get back to shoveling crap slacker!

I wish my car didnt need to be constantly filled with petrol

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Granted. You get home, make some coffee and do some studying. In your dreams. Now wake up and get back to shoveling crap slacker!

I wish my car didnt need to be constantly filled with petrol

Granted, your car now needs diamonds. And puppies.

I wish I had a new, gaming super-pc accompanied by free, extremely fast and stable internet connection

[Temp name]

Granted. It costs you 10 000€ or your regional equivelant to run every day because it's so powerful.

I wish I knew where my guild was uploading their logs.

[Deleted]

Granted you know where your guild uploads their logs but it costs you 10,000€ per minute to access them

I wish these CompTIA questions werent so contrary

[Blueobelisk]

.........I don't really know what you're talking about lol.

Granted, the CompTIA questions aren't contrary. They are the exact same time. But it's the hardest question ever and [if applicable] there are 100 options for the multiple choice that get into very very specific detail.

I wish that judge in Florida didn't raise the girl's bail and give her jail time.

[Deleted]

Granted the judge puts you in jail in her place

I wish I could understand what my girlfriend says all the time instead of like 10% of the time

and as to the comtpia questions - They give you the question and a choice of four answers. However the answer that seems most right going by what we have been taught isnt usually the answer they are looking for

[Wayne25uk]

Granted now you sit and listen to your gf 100% of the time and never eat drink or sleep incase you miss something. This ofc carries on even if she dies/dumps you/gets a sex change etc

I wish i could be a porn star gaming addict rally driving astronaut.

[King Shark]

Granted now you sit and listen to your gf 100% of the time and never eat drink or sleep incase you miss something. This ofc carries on even if she dies/dumps you/gets a sex change etc

I wish i could be a porn star gaming addict rally driving astronaut.

Granted. Your pc is infected with syphilis after you visit a midget bestiality porn site cleverly masquerading as a WoW gold seller site. You spend so much time repairing your PC that you miss the mandatory physical for your next mission to Mars. A tree branch then falls on your head, killing you in as intentionally mundane a manner as possible.

I wish I didn't have to go to the UK for business.

[Deleted]

Granted you have to go to mars for business

I wish to pass my exam next week

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I would be cured of this sickness, and remain healthy for the rest of my life.

[jishdefish]

Granted, but you fail your class.

I wish I would be cured of this sickness, and remain healthy for the rest of my life.

Granted, you wake up perfectly healthy. Unfortunately that same day you are arrested. You are then wrongly convicted of a crime and put on death row.

I wish I could finish my rendition of Shadowfang Keep in Minecraft.

[Irielle]

Granted. Your power goes out right as you complete it and everything gets reset.
I wish I was immortal.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, you are immortal; while you can't die, you're in a medically induced coma, never recovering.

I wish my hair would dry faster.

[King Shark]

Granted, you are immortal; while you can't die, you're in a medically induced coma, never recovering.

I wish my hair would dry faster.

Granted. It dried quite nicely, after it fell out of your head.

Turns out now I don't have to go to UK on business. Now I wish I could go to the UK for fun.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you get stabbed to death on the streets of London by Jack the Rippers zombie.

I wish I lived in the Pokemon world.

[Turtle Hermit]

Granted, but you get stabbed to death on the streets of London by Jack the Rippers zombie.

I wish I lived in the Pokemon world.

Granted, but you work in the pokemart 24/7 and have no pokemon.

I wish I was Elizabeth Banks's favorite pair of underwear.

[Me222]

Granted, but you work in the pokemart 24/7 and have no pokemon.

I wish I was Elizabeth Banks's favorite pair on underwear.

Granted but you are the version of them from the future when she is 88 years old and no longer has control of her bladder

I wish there was nothing frustrating about video games.

[Deleted]

Granted but you are the version of them from the future when she is 88 years old and no longer has control of her bladder

I wish there was nothing frustrating about video games.

granted, videogames aren't frustrating anymore. however, every device you own capable of running a videogame suddenly gets really frustrating issues that only occur on your device.

I wish i could get a cute girlfriend who puts out with me without leaving my room.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Every video game requires no skill, no pressing of buttons, and you don't even move your character. Everything is just handed to you. Kind of like WoW right now. LOL JK don't infract me.

I wish I knew how to solve any math problem in the world.

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Granted Nzall. Unfortunately you have to relocate to a new apartment or house and the cute girlfriend isn't allowed to leave that room. She eventually dies of starvation.

I wish Halls didn't burn my mouth after eating them and drinking water.

[King Shark]

Granted. Every video game requires no skill, no pressing of buttons, and you don't even move your character. Everything is just handed to you. Kind of like WoW right now. LOL JK don't infract me.

I wish I knew how to solve any math problem in the world.

---------- Post added 2013-02-06 at 05:40 PM ----------

Granted Nzall. Unfortunately you have to relocate to a new apartment or house and the cute girlfriend isn't allowed to leave that room. She eventually dies of starvation.

I wish Halls didn't burn my mouth after eating them and drinking water.

Granted. The fatal tumor in your brain deadens all sensation.

I wish my tax return would come back already. Already getting impatient to see how little I'll be getting back.