Granted, but the Cookie Monster from McDonalds comes and molests you and takes your cookie and does some....weird stuff.
I wish I was an equalist.
Granted, but the Cookie Monster from McDonalds comes and molests you and takes your cookie and does some....weird stuff.
I wish I was an equalist.
Granted, but you get killed by raining cupcakes.
I wish I could type three thousand words a second.
Granted. You never find a keyboard or operating system that can keep up with you though so you are forced to give up electronics. (Because you're forced to type at that speed any time you type.)
I wish Mynta was better at corrupting wishes.
Granted. I give him the super awesome power of great wish corrupting...but now you have aids.
I wish i was a little fishy on a dishy when the boat comes in.
Granted. Unfortunately as much as you want to get eaten; you're knocked to the ground in a brawl where you are trampled on and then thrown away.
I wish I was in a little town where I am a hero.
Stabby stab stab.
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granted. you get in such a deep and relaxing sleep that you relax all muscles, including your sphincter and bladder control muscles. you end up shitting and pissing all over your bed.
I wish every single country on earth, and their inhabitants, decided to work together to combat poverty, advance science, stop fighting among the same species and work on securing humanity's future.
Granted, our rapid advance in technology grabs the attention of some ultra-advanced alien race that comes and harvests us to make into snack bars.
I wish aliens didn't find us so tasty.
Granted. They find us to be excellent pieces of firewood. (Ouch.)
I wish my test tomorrow would be easy.
Granted. However the tests' answer key will be entirely wrong and the person grading it refuse to deviate from the key.
I wish this god awful cough would stop.
Granted, but now you sneeze three times a minute for the next ten years.
I wish I had a blueberry muffin.
Granted. It's from Dunkin Donuts. The guy behind the counter coughed on it while you weren't looking, though, and you got sick. Sick with HIV.
I wish this studying would end soon so I could catch some zzz's in time to take up 5:45 tomorrow.
granted but you slept for a week never woke up doctors didnt find a pulse and now you finally woke up being creamated alive and no one hears your death sceams.
i wish i didnt forget to pay my wow subscrition so now i need to wait til tommorw because i gotta go to the bank...
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5241-1925-7760 name toasty
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Granted, but it was so hot you spilled it and it burned you really bad!
I wish it would stop raining
Granted,here are the beans,you gota make it yourself though.
I wish the rich people were poor and the poor people were rich.
Stabby stab stab.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you got sat out due to confessing your intense love for 1940's musicals and made several people nervous around you-affecting performance.
I wish they find an effective way to test for marijuana impaired drivers so they can legalize it across the board.