Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blueobelisk]

I wish Starbound would be released right now, be playable, enjoyable, and affordable.

Granted, but the game is so affordable that the independant game developer that made the game can't pay their bills and all die of starvation or suicide since they can't feed their families. You enjoy the game, but never enjoy another game because from now on all games are super expensive as to avoid bankruptcy like in the Starbound case.

I wish for two 1920x1080 monitors that work and are compatible with my PC.

Granted. But you develop neck soreness and ache-ness because your monitors are far apart enough that you have to actively turn your head to see them. (They aren't both in your field of view if you look forward.)

I wish I invented solar powered lightbulbs.

[Deleted]

Not granted. That's impossible nzall. People kept corrupting your wish by making you sleep with men, UGLY FAT men, and you were like "lol np." How are you unphased by that?!

I'm just a person with a very open mentality, which I think is very important in current society.

[Blood Fox]

ok skipping nzall

Granted, you know made light bulbs with mini suns in them, except after 10 years the implode into mini black holes.

I wish that I could just cut off my whole skin so it didn't itch anymore.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Your body itches and feels bad all the time since your skin is removed and germs and dust and all kinds of things come into direct contact with your inner body and muscles and blood and its VERY uncomfortable. You put on someone else's skin like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre but people just look at you like you're a weirdo.

I wish my grandpa has a good birthday today.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.

[FusedMass]

Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.

Granted. You actually get that money in you're bank account. However you lose you're ID, and everything that tells the person. It's you. Therefore you can never get your money out of the bank because they require ID. While you have the money, you don't have access to it for life.

I wish that I knew if UFOS existed

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. They do exist and you try to convince people, but none of them believe you and they put you in an insane asylum.

I wish I was an alcoholic.

[Taurenburger]

Granted, you drink alcoholic beverages with 0.00000001% alcohol.

I wish I had a costumizable title.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but every time you try to change it it reverts to " ugly unicorn"

I wish I could fly.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You're on a one way plane flight to Antarctica and you're sitting in the cockpit with the pilot since they didn't have room for you. He lets you press a button so you're like .0001% in control of the flight.

I wish I wasn't a scratch off addict.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, you no longer buy scratch offs, instead, you spend $25 a day at your nearest slot machines. Sadly, you never win.

I wish to be a god.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but no one believes in you.

I wish people liked me.

[Rixarius]

Granted, but you don't like any of them.

I wish my cat had superpowers.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it becomes a super villain and kills you.

I wish I could duplicate myself by punching things.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but each duplicate try's to kill you.

I wish mynta would have my babies

[Daboogyman]

Granted, you're pregnant and after birth your child was given up for adoption. Mynta was kind
I wish I hadn't hit my head last night doing stupid things

[Tavynn]

Granted. Instead, you hit your head while figuring out cold fusion and solving world hunger. However, the blow to the head occurred just as you were digging out some paper to write down your discoveries, and they're gone forever.

I wish I could sleep.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you only sleep for 2 minutes.

I wish was the worlds most successful fashion designer.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, you now make cloths entirely real fur. I hope you can live with yourself.

I wish I had red eyes

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you can only see at night now, and are 100% blind during the day.

I wish I owned the biggest house in the world.