Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Taurenburger]

Granted, but not only for everyone else.

I wish people would be kinder to eachother in Gen. OT.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but only within that section...WAIT A MINUTE. A wild moderator appears?!?

I wish for a delicious Tauren burger.

[Deleted]

Granted, but only within that section...WAIT A MINUTE. A wild moderator appears?!?

I wish for a delicious Tauren burger.

granted. you'll need to kill, butcher and cook the tauren yourself though.

I wish I had a hot anime girl in my room.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You now have an anime girl, who is on fire, in your room. Congrats.

I wish my friends were online when I wish them to be, and available to play the games I want them to play with me.

[Deleted]

Granted. You now have an anime girl, who is on fire, in your room. Congrats.

I wish my friends were online when I wish them to be, and available to play the games I want them to play with me.

GRanted but now they lose their jobs and fail studies and they all blame you.

I wish I had a feather.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but that one feather was plucked from an angry falcon, which is currently dive-bombing at you this very second.

For the purposes of this thread, I wish for Socialism in the US.

[Deleted]

Granted however Zombie Jebas comes back and kills you for promoting such anti-america ideas!

I wish pizza for lunch

[Deleted]

Granted however Zombie Jebas comes back and kills you for promoting such anti-america ideas!

I wish pizza for lunch

Granted but the pizza is frozen

I wish I had Saurons one ring, but without it's side-effects

[Maleren]

Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.

I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.

[Deleted]

Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.

I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.

Granted but the biggest tsunami mankind has ever seen is heading right for you and there's nowhere you can hide.

I wish I could get my username back from whoever stole it.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but he's changed it to xxXArthaslolswagXxx, and that's what you're stuck with.

I wish that I could go to sleep, and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep.

[Deleted]

Granted - You go to sleep and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep but wake to find your kidneys gone and you are sitting in a bathtub of ice

I wish for an oven to cook my frozen pizza in

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it has no timer or form of clock; you always overcook your food by 10 minutes.

I wish the Steam wasn't acting up.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but it turns out to be your hand.

I wish I didn't have to break that to McLockhart.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but a pack of wolves comes out of the game and kills you, to avenge all their fellow wolves that you killed.

I wish I could fall asleep instantly, on a whim.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but doing so causes you to have a stroke, killing you in your sleep.

I wish Mynta was immortal.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he only returns to buy toilet paper.

I wish for an asteroid that would throw me in a post-apocalyptic world where I have to fight for survival and the repopulation of the planet. I shall be known as the founding father and every major city would have a statue of me.

[Akshak]

Granted but you're thrown into such a world that worships My Little Pony and sees the Jonas Brothers still alive and the only ones willing to play the role of females.

I wish I didn't have to login and see such creepy eyes and facial expressions like That Feel.

[Blood Fox]

Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into

I wish my pizza was done.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into

I wish my pizza was done.

Granted. It was made in the microwave.

I wish I had crackers for this cheese.