1. #8461
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted Akshak the Sloth is now revived but he has a super power TIME FREEZE,all you can do is watch a slow ass sloth crawl towards you at 000000000000.1mph ready to carve you up and eat you.

    I wish all the dragging along the floor from Akshak the Sloth made his claws extra extra sharp for the upcoming blood bath!
    Granted but Ashak dies from old age while waiting for the sloth. Also, this was made into a TV show and it's the only thing on TV (for you).

    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but now that I'm armed with Time Freeze and kitana-sharp claws I have an insatiable bloodlust and kill anyone I see - and you happen to be awestruck at my power and can't help but gawk. BANNZAAIII!

    I wish I had a kick ass cape to go along with my new found powers.
    Granted, but someone sees your cape and assumes you can fly, so your good friend Binkamus Prime pushed you off a building (he thought the powers would kick in, like the Human Torch in Fantastic Four), but you just spend forever slowly falling down a building awaiting death.

    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted, but your kickass cape was taken from you by Iced and your a sloth so you won't react until he's long gone.

    I wish I had an even more awesome cape than the cape Iced stole from Slothshak
    Granted. But they lost your cape at the dry cleaners.

    I wish I had my own dry cleaning business.

  2. #8462
    Granted, but literally no one uses it; you go bankrupt rather quickly.

    I wish that my socks wouldn't get wet during work, as they have been the past couple of days. Bleh.

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    Granted, now they are soaked along with your jeans as well.

    I wish for a tasty breakfeast made from the best of chefs and served by my own personal butler Akshak and he has a british accent and the food is not contaminated, poisoned or ruined in anyway to hurt or kill me.

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    Granted but they charge you £500000000,000000000,0000000,000000,0000 for it.

    I wish for everyone to ignore Blueobelisk untill he learns to corrupt the last wish and the last wish only! He must not have a wish granted until said day arrives!

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    Granted but Blue flies into a rage from no one talking to him and proceeds to beat down the last person to wish something about him.

    I wish Blue's dry cleaning business would shrink Binkamus' cape into the size of a napkin.

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  6. #8466
    A month? You guys kill yourselves after a month without God?

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish for everyone to ignore Blueobelisk untill he learns to corrupt the last wish and the last wish only! He must not have a wish granted until said day arrives!
    Granted. Everyone becomes atheist.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    I wish Blue's dry cleaning business would shrink Binkamus' cape into the size of a napkin.
    Granted. Binkamus still uses the cape. Unfortunately the cape was actually bulletproof so now Binkamus, when he goes out playing vigilante at night, is at huge risk of getting shot.

    I wish Binkamus was assigned to patrol the docks where a major deal is going down between mafias, and his bulletproof cape is in poor condition.

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    Granted. Because his bulletproof cape is in such poor condition, he scraps all of his bulletproof-ness, and talks his way into the mafia. He quickly rises the ranks, and becomes the head of the mafia. He tracks you down and kills you. Because reasons.

    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Because his bulletproof cape is in such poor condition, he scraps all of his bulletproof-ness, and talks his way into the mafia. He quickly rises the ranks, and becomes the head of the mafia. He tracks you down and kills you. Because reasons.

    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.
    Granted, but the weight you lose is your limbs.

    I wish that the next movie I see, I find enjoyable and don't hate myself for enjoying it.
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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

  9. #8469
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I would magically lose weight, down to a healthy weight, and be able to keep it off.
    Granted, but because of your loss of weight you end up eating more and more food just because you can. Despite your weight being healthy, you develop diabetes and have to live with a bag of insulin attached to you wherever you go. You also have to cut off some limbs like Zoaric said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zoaric View Post
    I wish that the next movie I see, I find enjoyable and don't hate myself for enjoying it.
    Granted, you find the next movie you see enjoyable. What you don't find enjoyable is the $30 million dollars you owe to movie studios since you illegally obtained the movie via pirating.

    And if you were going to the movie theater, then the movie was good but you were alone and you had to sit between fat people.

    I wish Iced had a 7-11 T Shirt.

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    Granted, but Iced robbed you while you were working there so he now has yours and on the way out of the store he jumped up into the air and did a roundhousekick on the Milkshake machine for absolutly no reason at all...

    I wish I had a magical chair

  11. #8471
    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted, but Iced robbed you while you were working there so he now has yours and on the way out of the store he jumped up into the air and did a roundhousekick on the Milkshake machine for absolutly no reason at all...
    Sounds like something I'd do.

    Where's your wish? :P

    I'll make one for the next poster: I wish it was a constant 75 degrees outside, in my city, for the next five months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Sounds like something I'd do.

    Where's your wish? :P

    I'll make one for the next poster: I wish it was a constant 75 degrees outside, in my city, for the next five months.
    Granted, but after the 5 months have passed the temperature falls to "absolute zero"


    I wish I never felt bored ever again.

  13. #8473
    Quote Originally Posted by Myx View Post
    Granted, but after the 5 months have passed the temperature falls to "absolute zero"


    I wish I never felt bored ever again.
    Granted, you are now on fire.

    I wish I had studied Silat earlier, so I could be bad ass like Mad Dog in The Raid.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  14. #8474
    Granted. You have studied Silat earlier. In fact, you've studied it so well, you're considered one of the best in the world. Upon sparring amongst a dear friend (who also is very proficient in the subject), you accidentally injure him. Complications turn, causing him to pass away. You're imprisoned for his death.

    I wish that the next poster would reveal their true Social Security Number within their MMO-Champion post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish that the next poster would reveal their true Social Security Number within their MMO-Champion post.
    Granted, but I won't type it here. Instead, I'll yell it out loud.

    ...

    Done.

    I wish I had a magical top hat that allowed me to fly!

  16. #8476
    Granted. Your hat allows you to fly, but only allows you access to flying when you're physically wearing the hat. Turns out...wearing a hat while flying is difficult; it falls off, causing you to plummet to your death.

    I wish for a spiffy looking tie.

  17. #8477
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. Your hat allows you to fly, but only allows you access to flying when you're physically wearing the hat. Turns out...wearing a hat while flying is difficult; it falls off, causing you to plummet to your death.

    I wish for a spiffy looking tie.
    Granted. I choke you to death with it, because prison changes a man. I warned you what would happen, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!?

    I wish TMNT didn't involve Michael Bay.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  18. #8478
    Granted. M Night Shamalamadingdong is now directing it.

    I wish for central heat and air in my house.

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    Granted, but due to the central heat mixing with cold air it conjures up the biggest tornado ever seen by humanity and it's called Icedwarrior due to all the flashfreezes that appear seconds before it ravages anything and anyone.

    I wish I had a golfball

  20. #8480
    Granted. The moment said golfball comes into contact with a club, it explodes into a swarm of hornets that are directed at you.

    I wish everyone in the world was from 'Murica.

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