Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted. However, you are not eternal, and die the following hour.

I wish that every human on Earth was capable of reading and speaking every language.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, however the Qunari (race) from Dragon Age are now real and we're forced to speak their language of Qunlat.

I wish all humans had an awesome theme tune of their choosing.

[JjDraws]

Granted, however the Qunari (race) from Dragon Age are now real and we're forced to speak their language of Qunlat.

I wish all humans had an awesome theme tune of their choosing.

Granted, but, the theme song only plays for 4 seconds.

I wish I could be inside of a video game of my choosing!

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but, the theme song only plays for 4 seconds.

I wish I could be inside of a video game of my choosing!

Granted, but you're a throw away NPC that dies within a day of you being within the game.

I wished I liked my job more than I currently do.

[fyffesbananas]

granted but your boobs are too heavy for you to be able to stand up

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i wish for a poop dealer with good quality and low prices

[Ballascar]

I wish I had maryssa

[SwaggyPoyato]

Granted, but they're poisoned.

I wish for santa to be real.

Granted, but you are on the naughty list for eternity

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granted but your boobs are too heavy for you to be able to stand up

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i wish for a poop dealer with good quality and low prices

Granted, but you can’t use him


I wish that I had 69,420 nice gaming computers and Xboxs

[tiktok0]

Granted, but the money of monopoly money

[sLostSoul]

Granted, but you will get paralyzed in your whole body after and car accident.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but you loose all that you have

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Granted, but you will get paralyzed in your whole body after and car accident.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but you loose all that you have

[Usernameforforums]

Granted, but you are on the naughty list for eternity

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Granted, but you can’t use him


I wish that I had 69,420 nice gaming computers and Xboxs

Granted, but your technological skills are that of a 91 yo, below average at that, with a really bad case of athritus.

I wish for invulnerable immortality.

[Powerogue]

Granted, but your technological skills are that of a 91 yo, below average at that, with a really bad case of athritus.

I wish for invulnerable immortality.

Granted, you get pulled along with the earth into the sun when it goes Red Giant and consumes us all, unable to die. It's very toasty.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.

[Usernameforforums]

Granted, you get pulled along with the earth into the sun when it goes Red Giant and consumes us all, unable to die. It's very toasty.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.

Granted, but here at corrupt-a-wish I’m legally obligated to say that all are food is donated from the food bank and we are their last option. All our food is 45-100 days out of date and you might have green cheese.

And I could not ask for a better grant. I would love to see the world end right before my eyes.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you get pulled along with the earth into the sun when it goes Red Giant and consumes us all, unable to die. It's very toasty.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.

Granted, but you only notice that all of the ingredients you used are out of date by 2 weeks after you ate it.

I wish England had nicer weather.

[Sportsbet]

This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I was a billionare!

Wish granted but your money gets stolen by your ex wife

[Nookos]

I wish that its always the weekends

[3DTyrant]

I wish that its always the weekends

Granted, but now weeks are 2 days long, and we work every day for 12 hours.

I wish I didn't need to work.

[LemonDemonGirl]

Granted, but you now need to work for 24 hours straight

I wish Bwonsamdi would live until Blizzard decides WoW is over

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Bwonsamdi lives forever. Unfortunately, that means that he just exists out-of-bounds, without any further lore or character development. But hey, he lives on! Sorta.

I wish mosquitoes would go extinct.

[loras]

Granted. Bwonsamdi lives forever. Unfortunately, that means that he just exists out-of-bounds, without any further lore or character development. But hey, he lives on! Sorta.

I wish mosquitoes would go extinct.

Mosquitos go extinct, but clouds of tiny bloodsucking jellyfish take their place in the natural order.

I wish for decades of flawless, youthful health.

[Clarinet]

You get flawless health but then you cannot escape from envious annoying stalkers that wanna be you

I wish for a blonde girlfriend or wife or partner or anything. Blonde please