Last edited by Illunis; 2010-12-14 at 07:00 PM.
Granted, but your arms falls off.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but a nasty little imp will eat all your fingers.
I wish I was the bravest man on earth
GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.
I wish for a coke and a smile
Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.
I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!
Granted, but you accidentally went back to the "ice age" era. Have fun.
I wish to have wings.
Granted, but they only work every monday from 3AM-6AM, and they have a 45% chance of failing.
I wish for a unicorn!
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
Granted but you slaughtered millions of Babies
I wish for the power to control time
Originally Posted by Daimyon