If you had three wishes..

[Hetrofi]

1. Dividing by zero
2. All taurens in the world deleted.
3. A lot of Taco bell

[Contrary Jerry]

1) Never need to eat
2)Never need to sleep
3)????
4)profit

[Talkstomoose]

1. To have any super power I want at any given time.
2. To have the girl of my choice to be with me happily forever.
3. To have enough money to do whatever I want when I want for the rest of my life.

[IfOnly]

I wish:

1) All peoples' lives will have a happy ending. (For my loved, if they don't choose to accept wish 3.)
2) Immortality (I'm absolutely terrified).
3) Ability to generate abilities for myself and others. (I would guess Immortality is incredibly lonely, if you're the only one enjoying it.)

[dranx]

1. Infinite wishes
2. Ability to use 100% of brain's power. You use only 10%.
3. 50 billion dollars

[Fadees]

1. Wealth and happiness for my family
2. That girls would find my addiction to WoW incredibly and endlessly sexy.
3. Omnipotence, and the ability to relinquish it if I can't handle the power, which I guess is a part of omnipotence, so yea, omnipotence.

[placeholdername]

1. All facets of psychokinesis (levitation, matter manipulation, foresight, teleportation, manipulation of force, mind control, mind reading, etc.)
2. Meet and live happily ever with the perfect girl for me.
3. Guaranteed success in the remainder of my education and my chosen career.

[JSeilaS]

WoW-related:
1. Infinite gold
2. Have my account always active & up to date
3. A computer that could run video settings on max smoothly

Real life:
1. Healing powers
2. Control over time
3. Control of elements; earth if I had to choose one

[LoLHellcy]

1) Zombie virus becomes fact and z-day occurs
2) Zombie virus spreads amongst the idiots through the air, and to all others through blood
3) large quantities of Ammo (and the clean, functioning weapon correlated to said ammo), and proof of high intelligence.

[dranx]

1) Zombie virus becomes fact and z-day occurs
2) Zombie virus spreads amongst the idiots through the air, and to all others through blood
3) large quantities of Ammo (and the clean, functioning weapon correlated to said ammo), and proof of high intelligence.

You need the stupid people to do the dirty jobs... Bad wish.

[placeholdername]

An addendum to my first wish:

PSYCHIC POWERS MUST ALSO BE USABLE THROUGH INTERNET.

[LoLHellcy]

You need the stupid people to do the dirty jobs... Bad wish.

true, but you don't need the dirty jobs to get done when civilization is falling apart due to zombie infestation

[Tehpunisher]

Well if i'm not allowed more wishes then I would choose these:

1) Immortality / Eternal Health
2) Wealth beyond my possible imagination
3) Same as #1 except for my family / friends

[SobeBauxite]

1) punch your jeans
2) punch your jeans
3) punch your jeans

I hope someone gets that reference, since I guess it's old now.

[Korosive]

Robby had the best wishes

[Ieft]

packet of tim tams that never runs out

[Patrickstarr]

1. Tol'Barad being fair.
2. Having a loved one outside of my family.
3. Being the wisest man on Earth.

[imtehrogue]

1. Being rich
2. Being smarter
3. Living over 200 years without getting old

[R.Black]

You need the stupid people to do the dirty jobs... Bad wish.

Exactly.. wtf would work for blizzard!

[DavidGX]

First wish: Eliminate all religion. All of it. This would do more for world peace and human progress than... anything else I could think of.

Second wish: Ability to manipulate the minds of others. Fame? Fortune? This grants all of that and more.

Third wish: Ability to set my age, and physical condition, to anything at any time. This grants immortality, perfect health, all of that. Without the disadvantage of immortality if the earth was to be destroyed o_O