How do you eat your hamburger?

[Hecow]

Rofl at the fri in the burger. Also now that's the way I'm going to eat them.

[Bebzul]

Mmm onion rings <3

[ayako]

Heh, hamburgers....

A real man goes for a KFC Double Down inside a McRib inside a Wendy's Baconator. It's like you can taste the heart attack!

I actually like the McRib :<

[Aswed]

Aswed, I'm going to take you up on your word! After I sign into work, I'm gonan hit the nearest burger spot and fill me a fryburger! I'll let you know if you found the next best thing beside bacon.

When my friends first saw me doing it they were like "WTF?" But over the years they have all changed except for one who refuses no matter what. Oh well, his loss.

[ItachiZaku]

All fries first. Very rarely, i'll put some fries on the burger.

Burger details:
Ketchup: 100%
Mustard: 50%
Tomato: 75%
Lettuce: 50%

Eating style:
Completely unwrap: 95%
Pull some out of wrapper and hold in wrapper: 5%

[Deleted]

Open box or wrapper
Grab burger with both hands
Evaluate which side is best to bit from at first
Bite it
Chew it
Swallow it
Wash it down with a nice Coke

MMMmmmmmm

[Deleted]

Say what you want eating fries doesn't get as good as this though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs

[Dawnseven]

You know, at first glance this looked like a completely lame thread, but I have to say quite a few of the answers were fascinating. LOL

[Gouca]

aww.... I eat my hamburger with hands... I like to keep in touch to the meat which has died for me... yumm chicken salad <3

[Twostep]

Like a boss.

[poldera]

i normally eat mine from front to back, or is it back to front /shrug

on a more serious note chips always first as they tend to go cold quickest then i eat it normally i don't bother with dipping it in to anything, its got all the sauces on it i want

[venus99]

First go with fries --> hamburger.......

[Rampant Rabbit]

thanks. now I want a big tasty

[eternalwhitemoon]

You know, at first glance this looked like a completely lame thread, but I have to say quite a few of the answers were fascinating. LOL

I'd have to agree with this. It also made me realize I'm a bit of a weirdo about my hamburgers as well.

I'll always use the wrapper as a plate or placemat (none of that leaving the wrapper on business). When I take a bite of the burger, the subsequent 2-4 bites will be to even out the burger so that there's a nice line there, like a D (if you view it from the top). I simply repeat this for each "wave".

For fries, I try to eat them quickly because cold fries are gross, but I just absolutely have to eat them one fry at a time. Two if I'm feeling bold or exceptionally hungry.

[Mojomagic]

cheese, mayo and lettus onry prz, i dun wanna die D:

[Deleted]

Easy, i throw it to the trash bin and i eat one of this mothafucas