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Hello [You], here is my friend [Ignore-list]
[Ignore-list], this is my friend [You]
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This guide is split to [4] parts; introducing you the simpliest ways to have yourself in the minds of the most players on your realm.
Toons needed:
-Two weeks time
-Active World of Warcraft Account
-Level 60 (or over) character
-a Notepad
-Image editing application (Preferably Adobe Photoshop)
-Anger against the residents of WoW
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Chapter [1] - Base information of your realm
I) Find out, from progress-tracking sites the top guild(s) of your realm. Use eu.wowarmory.com to see their officers' and guild leaders' names. Add those names to your notepad:
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[Guild]..............................[Guild Master].......................[Notable Officers]
Kawhoom....................... Kawhoom...........................Flamingdeath, Smuci
Alius Orbis.......................Brimer...............................Senä, Paladish, Mellows
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II) Add characters above to your friends-list.
III) Daily whisper them:
-When they log-in
-an Hour after they've logged-in
-During their raid
-When you're going to log-off.
Your evolving should look like:
Chapter [2] - Language and inter-activity
I) You will be aiming to mention your "enemies' " family and relatives in your mean sentences.
-Stick swearwords and disrespecting names such as "Nerd, faggot" to your sentences.
-Don't save your words, afterall - bans just increase your reputation -
Chapter [3] - Advertisement & Visibility
You'll want to be seen with your messages. Instead of chatting with friend with [Speak], use [Trade Channel]. Always start and end your sentences with symbols (Moon, Star, Square, Triangle, Skull, Diamond etc.). The most "visibility" marks are {Moon}, {Star} and {Skull}.
-Symbols
-CAPITALIZED SENTENCES
-Typing erorrs
-(AFK)/(DND)-Status
You can also seek raids with this tactic. Basically, here are a few examples:
Chapter [4] - Dirty Tricks
Outside the game? -I want to be the KING there too!
> Screenshots are your friends. You should basically take screenshot of all of your convertisations. This sounds crazy - yes - but against the "general information"; screen shot folder doesn't slow your computer. I - myself - still have screenshots from my vanilla, tBC & WotLK times. You'll never know when your best friend turns against you!
Okay, I have screenshots - now what?
I) Now, make level one [1] character to some realm. Name should be the same, who you want to "destroy".
II) Whisper yourself, and take screenshots. Good sentence would be "Hey, I've been thinking of leaving my guild... you know how gay my Guildmaster is? He f**ks his sister."
III) Crop your "self-sent" message's "[W From]"-part, and copy/paste it over some boring chat you have had with your friend.
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Now just to publish your art works! Sending them as a gallery link via imageshack.us is imo the best way :-)
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Chapter [1/2/3/4,5] Results
-After working like this, I've earned the following in my WoW career:
-18 x 2h suspension
-4 x 4h suspension
-2 x 48h suspension
-Permanent WoW-forum bans
-Ignore by 50% of the population of Agamaggan EU-PvP
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(PS.) All the character names in this post, are NOT fictive nor changed.
Wishing all the best regards,
Neuron of Agamaggan EU-PvP
(Adrasteia)