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    I just shot myself in the face

  2. #42
    I was itching my nose..
    Quote Originally Posted by Sirsimeon
    Those are raptors. Raptors are not fish.
    Get out of the water, raptor. You can not breathe there.

  3. #43
    Grazed my left temple! Ouch!
    Once in church when priest went to get more candles I whispered to my friend "Priest ran out of reagents" and heard someone laugh very loud behind us. -Peeb

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    I shot my iPad I did not servive.

  5. #45
    Shot my future children.

  6. #46
    i shot my neck i doubt im coming back from that.

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    summoned my persona.
    Sig: Left-aligned forms are the slowest of the three to complete because of the number of eye fixations they require to parse.

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    Missed my monitor by about an inch into the wall.

  9. #49
    Scathing my leg..almost shot myself in the dick :3
    Hi Sephurik

  10. #50
    shot my balls, did not survive.

  11. #51
    I just shot both of my feet.
    Quote Originally Posted by fizzbob View Post
    you're not supposed to kill someone unless they kill you first. it's common sense.

  12. #52
    A Jack Daniels bottle.... "Sits in a dark corner and cry's"

  13. #53
    i shot my mouse, and had about 3 fingers torn off.

  14. #54
    Right in the jaw, WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOM etc.
    Actually, Mr. Lennon, I CAN imagine a world with no hatred, religion, war, or violence.
    I can also imagine attacking such a world, because they would never see it coming.

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    http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...s/carville.jpe

    For once, Carville was a man ahead of his time.

  15. #55
    my beautiful bong =[ now theres bong water everywhere ffffffffff
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    Had my left hand on my chin... crap!

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    i blew my ear off o.o

  18. #58
    headshot..
    <start epic wow theme>
    A world of limitless adventure. We cast the lords of shadow and flame back into the abyss.
    <more epic wow theme>
    We held the line against the rising tide of death itself.
    <epic music peaks>
    We have endured the breaking of the world.Now we face the Destroyer and we will end him.
    <cue Bennny Hill music>Pandas! Pokemon!

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    I shot my elbow D: Ow...
    "Is it a crime to know the truth? Is it sin to reach for those things which you fear?" - Schwarzvald

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demox View Post
    Boom, Headshot
    This, 5char.

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