I had to go through this thread again and delete sexually suggestive and explicit material. We are just going to hand out infractions for that every single time it happens from here on out. Last warning.
ahh, there's just something in the air around here... making me want hitler memes.
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I'd make a Tom Brady joke, but it would probably go right over your head.
http://i.imgur.com/JNvZT4A.jpg
Look at that, even animals doing it cheeses them right off.
Last edited by Sykol; 2017-03-08 at 08:12 PM.
Went to Tesco's petrol station to get a few munchies. When I walked up I noticed two coppers watching a woman smoking a cigarette, while filling up. I saw her & thought "what an idiot....with the coppers right there as well". I went in & got my snacks. As I was paying I heard someone screaming. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around going ballistic!! I went outside to help & the coppers had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffee!! Then, they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car. I was thinking "she shouldn't have been smoking & pumping petrol!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for? The coppers looked me dead in the eye & said "WAVING A FIREARM AROUND!"
*mic drop*

there needs to be more skyrim greentexts. shit made me straight up drip a little pee and i just put on fresh panties.
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