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New Member here, so can't paste Image link :| btw a JOKE for you all
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor…
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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Another One
A man answered an ad that read "Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour"
When he arrived he was told he'd have to take a welding test. He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess. When the boss asked him why he did this he replied "One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr".
This thread has really turned into a cesspit where Trump supporters and climate change denialists are the only one's left posting.

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