Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[derpkitteh]

People who worship anime and those who worship Satan are in the same boat...

[img]https://i.imgur.com/dy8JfLW.jpg[img]

didn't varg renounce all that shit? he's kinda just a crazy hermit now. a few of them did i think, can't remember.

[derpkitteh]

I think it went something like: Satanist-->Nazi--->Thule.

But yeah, I think what he basically says is: "I'm not a Nazi, just a racist." xD

oh, what is "thule"?

[derpkitteh]

Many things. Its a place first mentioned by Greek explorers in the first centuries, some say its a Island near here named Smøla, some say its Iceland,Greenland, Shetland or even Atlantis.

But the Nazis tried finding it as a nesting place for the Aryan race, like most thing's they have gotten their fingers on, they pester it and make it tainted.

I think his YouTube channel is named thulean perspective or something. I don't really know what he spouts these days.

ah, i knew i'd heard of it before(and not just because there's a "house thule" on alderaan in swtor) but i wasn't sure in the context of norwegian culture.

[zenkai]

A 95-year-old man died one day of a heart attack, at his wake the old man’s daughter approaches her mother. “Mom I am so sad daddy is passed away”.

“Don’t worry dear”, said her mother, “your father went out doing what he loved to do the most, having sex.”

Her daughter gasped, “Mother! You know you two shouldn’t be doing things like that both of your ages, that is very dangerous.”

“But we did it every Sunday right before church.” Her mother explained, “In fact it was the church bells that kept us in Rhythm, *Ding* in, *Dong* out, everything was fine until that fucking ice-cream truck came by.”

[Lahis]

[derpkitteh]

[IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXEbwbOWsAAzea8.jpg:large[IMG]

shadman probably made that very image.

[Puupi]

-42C last night here in Norwegen...

What? Which part of Norway do you live in? It was only about -25c here in Finland.

[Nihilan]

-42C last night here in Norwegen...

Do you people have antifreeze for blood or something? It was +46 Fahrenheit here in San Diego this morning and i thought i was going to die.

[Biomega]

Do you people have antifreeze for blood or something? It was +46 Fahrenheit here in San Diego this morning and i thought i was going to die.

I believe that's called bikini weather in Norway.

And for Finns it's probably too hot to go outside.

[derpkitteh]

i actually caught mewtwo in a normal pokeball in pokemon X

[Selastan]

I always try to get Legendaries in weird balls. I once spent several hours trying to get Rayquaza in a net ball to no avail.

[derpkitteh]

I always try to get Legendaries in weird balls. I once spent several hours trying to get Rayquaza in a net ball to no avail.

i usually get them in ultra balls. i always try to save my master ball for things that run away, like raikou(was that its name? the lightning catdog thing)

[derpkitteh]

[Immitis]

[Video Games]

huh. i am someone's ideal gf?

You're probably mine. I didn't even know you were a girl though O_O

[derpkitteh]

You're probably mine. I didn't even know you were a girl though O_O

take it from me, you don't want that. it's the same as adopting a pet cat or something, but you can occasionally fuck it.

it's funny, this pic doesn't apply to me. when i first heard about ass eating i was like "that's not normal?" i've always kept my ass clean and i always assumed everyone else did too.

[Video Games]

take it from me, you don't want that. it's the same as adopting a pet cat or something, but you can occasionally fuck it.

hot

[<snippity>

[derpkitteh]

hot

have you considered having kids? 18 years of responsibility, right? same thing, but like however long a wretch like me lives.

[Video Games]

have you considered having kids? 18 years of responsibility, right? same thing, but like however long a wretch like me lives.

Damn right i have

[Skorpionss]

take it from me, you don't want that. it's the same as adopting a pet cat or something, but you can occasionally fuck it.

So basically you're a real life Catgirl? how is that not perfect? <3