Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[Lahis]

[RampageBW1]

You know, if I were conscripted in to an army that in most likelihood killed my entire family before conscripting me and wanted me to kill more families, I'd probably not do my "job" either.

[Anastacy]

You know, if I were conscripted in to an army that in most likelihood killed my entire family before conscripting me and wanted me to kill more families, I'd probably not do my "job" either.

That's fine and all, but it feels like a missed opportunity (so far, at least).

Out of all the Stormtroopers to have existed, Finn is the only one to question and rebel against his Stormtrooper identity? You'd think they were going for a "the One" kind of trope, but...nothing so far.

[Morally Grey Storm]

I did not get the punch line.
A man cuts his manhood off, thinks he’s a she and is in gay marriage with a woman, and is having a giggle at it over people stupefied by the premises?

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Can anything not be a waifu? Is that even possible these days?

Your hand.

[derpkitteh]

I did not get the punch line.
A man cuts his manhood off, thinks he’s a she and is in gay marriage with a woman, and is having a giggle at it over people stupefied by the premises?

idk the word for what they're being exactly, i don't think hypocritical suits, but the funny part is that they are saying she's a woman by calling her marriage gay, when normally they would say that she's a man because she was born male. if they don't think she's a woman, they shouldn't have a problem with her being married to a woman.



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[Selastan]

Ring a ding ding, baby.

[Chinese Bootlickers]

[Jotaux]

Why are they yelling at that poor starbucks guy?

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I did not get the punch line.

Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment where a cat is in a box and is considered both alive and dead (theres a lot more to it but I'm not a fan of it). The joke is that this woman is considered a both a man and a woman by "conservatives." It's not that people are confused its that they are inconsistent.

[Morally Grey Storm]

Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment where a cat is in a box and is considered both alive and dead (theres a lot more to it but I'm not a fan of it). The joke is that this woman is considered a both a man and a woman by "conservatives." It's not that people are confused its that they are inconsistent.

man who tosses away his cock and calls himself a woman is a woman and we are supposed to pretend it is so?
that is funny indeed.
Thank you.

[Afrospinach]

man who tosses away his cock and calls himself a woman is a woman and we are supposed to pretend it is so?
that is funny indeed.
Thank you.

That is precisely why this "shroedingers marriage" joke doesn't work because that would be the expected conservative opinion hence no real conflict.

[Calfredd]

[derpkitteh]

i hope this fucker gets what he deserves

[Orange Joe]

man who tosses away his cock and calls himself a woman is a woman and we are supposed to pretend it is so?
that is funny indeed.
Thank you.

You do know being a transgender doesn't always involve surgery, many are trans from birth.

[Darknessvamp]

You do know being a transgender doesn't always involve surgery, many are trans from birth.

[Chinese Bootlickers]

O lawd not Bim Tuckley

[Lahis]

O lawd not Bim Tuckley

Whoever made this is not too familiar with Pixiv.

[derpkitteh]

Whoever made this is not too familiar with Pixiv.

why anyone would pay to look at cartoon porn is beyond me, when both the rule 34 sites exist. literally everything on pixiv is also there.

[Morally Grey Storm]

why no ARP Kongou and Senjougahara ;(

[Selastan]

why anyone would pay to look at cartoon porn is beyond me, when both the rule 34 sites exist. literally everything on pixiv is also there.

Okay lets do this:

1. Sakura

2. Kirino

3. Who this?

4. Who that?

5. Zero-two all. Day. Long. That girl just needs a hug. Glad things started to look up for her and Hiro last episode Speaking of last episode, please tell me that wasn't a season finale. It felt very 'finale-ish'

[derpkitteh]

Okay lets do this:

1. Sakura

you failed.