Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

[Lahis]

When you absolutely need to overkill every fucking thing.

[Chinese Bootlickers]

[Lahis]

[derpkitteh]

[Lahis]

[zenkai]

[derpkitteh]

[Chinese Bootlickers]

[derpkitteh]

[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/375/069/7b5.png[IMG]

the only good CalArts reboot.

maybe she can be happy and have a good ending.

[Calfredd]

[ChrisWilkes]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you and I will find you..

You have my Word.

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I asked my boss if I could have time off work because I was having a baby..

When I came back the boss asked, “So was it a boy or a girl?”

I said, “I don’t know, I’ll tell you in 9 months.”

[derpkitteh]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you and I will find you..

You have my Word.

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I asked my boss if I could have time off work because I was having a baby..

When I came back the boss asked, “So was it a boy or a girl?”

I said, “I don’t know, I’ll tell you in 9 months.”

seeing your small post count and only absorbing like the first half of the first joke, i thought you were one of those bot spammers.



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[Sykol]

[Rustedsaint]

Baby blue whales weigh 1-3tons when they borned
/fact checked

[FearXI]

Baby blue whales weigh 1-3tons when they borned
/fact checked

Earth Old English eorþe "ground, soil, dry land,"

Technically the image is correct depending on how you read the word "earth".
Semantics but I find it funny that the image is both right and wrong depending on the reader.

[Melancolie]

Wow, give a man a day or two.....

[Sykol]

Wow, give a man a day or two.....

The doctors already gave him three years.

[Penguirrel]

The doctors already gave him three years.

Zing! savage af

[GennGreymane]

[derpkitteh]