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    Fairy tales are more than true – not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. -G. K. Chesterton & Neil Gaiman
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    Excellent Winter Blossom, I need this! That way my girlfriend won't tell me I drink too much beer anymore.

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    Last edited by Cidzor; 2019-09-10 at 04:24 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    I see your boys, and raise you this:


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    This looks like something 12-year-old me would've thought.
    Last edited by Cidzor; 2019-09-11 at 02:13 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    Guinness book of world records 2020:
    [img]http://shrani.si/f/2Y/db/31czYl70/cf4j2dz1lzk31.jpg[img]
    I hadn't actually seen the comment before so I looked it up and...

    yeah I can see why.


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    Too much water i guess:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    HAHAHAHA this is the ONE for me. good stuff mr japanese doctor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrazok View Post
    Excellent Winter Blossom, I need this! That way my girlfriend won't tell me I drink too much beer anymore.
    You can find it on Amazon. Just search for “beer can cover” and “silicone sleeve hide a beer”.
    Fairy tales are more than true – not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. -G. K. Chesterton & Neil Gaiman
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    Amazon reviews are the best...

    Fairy tales are more than true – not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. -G. K. Chesterton & Neil Gaiman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Amazon reviews are the best...

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    huh. i didn't know that hair grows on dicks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    JOKE:What does your dad do?

    A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living.

    Little Mary raises her hand first and says, “My dad’s a police officer, he puts the bad guys in jail.”

    Little Jack goes next: “My dad’s a doctor. He makes sick people better.”

    All the kids in the class take their turn except for Little Walter.

    The teacher looks at Little Walter and asks him, “What does your dad do?”

    Walter sullenly replies, “My dad’s dead.”

    “I’m so sorry to hear that! What did he do before he died?”

    “He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet.”
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