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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    This one is dark......very dark...


    Good black humor tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    In the land of intersectionality, the white men in a dress are king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FelPlague View Post
    never dick crazy.
    unless they have tentacles and more then 2 eyes.

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    In the land of intersectionality, the white men in a dress are king.

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    A Japanese Doctor, can't find a job in a hospital in the US so he decided to open his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $50 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'

    An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

    Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

    Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.666 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."

    Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."

    Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $50."

    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

    Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

    Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.666 and put 3 drops in his mouth."

    Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."

    Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $50."

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

    Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."

    Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."

    Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $50, not $100!!"

    Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $50"

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    I died, that was a good one

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    The She-Ra reboot has a very different tone from the campy old He-Man cartoons, and I've never seen it better summed up than this:


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