Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

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80% - Shotgun, Riot armor, Dream Girl and a Humvee, awesome

[George]

[Scorage]

I'm dead. I got Fingerbox, Convict, Car, Shotgun and Usain Bolt as zombie in the result

I'm dead, and the convict is forcing sex on my body.

Lovely.

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[SNIP]

Fake as hell. Landscape going by does not match, Doesn't move to turn in the end, etc.

[Nerph-]

I don't 100% agree with the healthy/lazy or fit/not fit picture. While I agree the negative comments about the fit people is stupid, I don't see what's wrong with the positive comments for the person who is 'overweight'. She could have a beautiful personality and be a beautiful person in general, just because she doesn't have abs or isn't skinny doesn't mean she doesn't deserve some positive comments and positive reinforcement. And the 'Fuck this gay earth' comment just adds to my rage really, using 'gay' as an insult is so "1990's", people need to move on and grow up.

Just my 2 cents.

[jvbastel]

I don't 100% agree with the healthy/lazy or fit/not fit picture. While I agree the negative comments about the fit people is stupid, I don't see what's wrong with the positive comments for the person who is 'overweight'. She could have a beautiful personality and be a beautiful person in general, just because she doesn't have abs or isn't skinny doesn't mean she doesn't deserve some positive comments and positive reinforcement. And the 'Fuck this gay earth' comment just adds to my rage really, using 'gay' as an insult is so "1990's", people need to move on and grow up.

Just my 2 cents.

Well, I agree to a certain extent, but people shouldn't be encouraged to live life in an unhealthy way. I'm not a skinny guy myself, but lately I have been trying to watch what I eat, since I do want to be healthy.

[mrbadxampl]

90%; MP5, First-aid Kit, Girl Scout (yay karma, I guess) compact car and thick-skulled zombies... interesting game

[smegdawg]

80% SMG, First aid kit, Hoochi mama, Car, thick skulls.

[Archangel Tyrael]

I don't 100% agree with the healthy/lazy or fit/not fit picture. While I agree the negative comments about the fit people is stupid, I don't see what's wrong with the positive comments for the person who is 'overweight'. She could have a beautiful personality and be a beautiful person in general, just because she doesn't have abs or isn't skinny doesn't mean she doesn't deserve some positive comments and positive reinforcement. And the 'Fuck this gay earth' comment just adds to my rage really, using 'gay' as an insult is so "1990's", people need to move on and grow up.

Just my 2 cents.

What you fail to understand is that a lot of these people are condecending idiots. You seem to give credit to these people. Would you say that to someone you've never even met in your life?

People that they don't even know... and they're saying ''omg u beautiful u r a model LUL I LUV U''. It's just pathetic. Just because she is a landwhale who posted a ''progressive'' picture (in this mindset) doesn't make her beautiful. She could be a horrible person, and yet a lot of condecending internet white knights would say she is an amazing person just because.

---------- Post added 2013-02-21 at 04:26 PM ----------

Go to this website - http://www.random.org/

Set min number (it's on the right side of the page) to 1000, max to 9999, then roll for your random number.

Then check this picture, see how you'd fare in a zombie apocalypse

Also posting my results

I got 1014

so 95% chance to survive - MP5, Scout girl, a car, riot armor, and the zombies had better hearing.

Not bad

---------- Post added 2013-02-21 at 04:27 PM ----------

I'm dead, and the convict is forcing sex on my body.

Lovely.

haha that's bad

[Loaf]

40% :\ 8285. M1911, sleeping bags and pillow, nerd, skateboards and the mutagen was pinpoint hearing :x was nice knowing you all lol

[muto]

Shotgun, First Aid Kid, Hoochie Mama, ATV, and Spitting as a mutagen. 60% survival chance.

[Nario64]

Then check this picture, see how you'd fare in a zombie apocalypse

110% chance of survival. Got the M249 Saw, Riot Armor, Hoochie Mama, Humvee, and jaws. My posts were exactly 300 (adding Fun Stuff posts to my full posts)

I know it'll never happen but I actually think I'm very prepared for a zombie appocalypse. I own and have deadly accuracy with a bow, I own an industrial food plant (no starving here), I know how to fly a plane for a quick escape. The only thing I'd need now to be 100% secure would be a pre-packed survival bag.


OT:

This photo wins the internet IMO

[Nerph-]

What you fail to understand is that a lot of these people are condecending idiots. You seem to give credit to these people. Would you say that to someone you've never even met in your life?

People that they don't even know... and they're saying ''omg u beautiful u r a model LUL I LUV U''. It's just pathetic. Just because she is a landwhale who posted a ''progressive'' picture (in this mindset) doesn't make her beautiful. She could be a horrible person, and yet a lot of condecending internet white knights would say she is an amazing person just because.

Maybe some of them are being sarcastic/trolling? I don't know, she's also not that obese, I mean compared to a lot of other overweight people. As for her personality, yeah, only people who know her can say if she's nice or not, all I was saying is that maybe she could be a nice person and maybe some people commenting know her, we'll never know.

Anyway I'm kinda breaking the rules by discussing this here, and not posting a funny picture to stay on topic, so I'll leave it at that. If you wish to reply to what I've said we'd probably best take it into private messages.

[Archangel Tyrael]

snab

How/why did you learn how to fly a plane? Always wanted to try that.

[Nario64]

How/why did you learn how to fly a plane? Always wanted to try that.

For $90 you can go to your local airport (smaller usually better) and they'll take you up for an introductory flight for about an hour. They take off and land for you but you get to control the plane in the air. It's the best way to get hooked on it or at least give it a try.
I took a year off from work to travel and when I got back I was bored so spent some time flying. After the introductory flight though, it's usually $200 per hour for lessons and you need 40 hours to get your pilots license. It's not cheap.

But you do get to learn maneuvers like this after 20 hours:


Message me if you want more info, as this isn't conducive to the LOL PICS thread.

[Archangel Tyrael]

Maybe some of them are being sarcastic/trolling? I don't know, she's also not that obese, I mean compared to a lot of other overweight people. As for her personality, yeah, only people who know her can say if she's nice or not, all I was saying is that maybe she could be a nice person and maybe some people commenting know her, we'll never know.

Anyway I'm kinda breaking the rules by discussing this here, and not posting a funny picture to stay on topic, so I'll leave it at that. If you wish to reply to what I've said we'd probably best take it into private messages.

No I do not, it's pointless, and as you said, we're just getting off topic.

[Jamber]

Long live the QWOP

[Adam Jensen]

Some things are just bad ideas.

[Zethras]

Indeed



This. Thank God someone here is more patient than I am, thank you for this post.

Anyway, I never had cats, and I'm going to say something stupid now, but I didn't know they could ''climb'' walls like that.

---------- Post added 2013-02-21 at 05:48 AM ----------

So here's a little game for those interested.

Go to this website - http://www.random.org/

Set min number (it's on the right side of the page) to 1000, max to 9999, then roll for your random number.

Then check this picture, see how you'd fare in a zombie apocalypse

Number was 1220

MP5
Week of food.
Nerd
Car
Bite strength

Chance 95%

[Archangel Tyrael]

Number was 1220

MP5
Week of food.
Nerd
Car
Bite strength

Chance 95%

Nice. The only thing I don't agree with in the picture is the ''strong jaw'' factor.

I mean, how does that lower you chance of survival? If you're bitten, you're already dead, doesn't matter if it rips you apart or not, you'll be infected anyway.