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    “Snow can only live in the winter. When it nears a fire, it dies. That is its life. It may yearn for summer, but… it can only desire it. In my hand, the snow becomes water, because this is not its world….”
    “The boundless Heavens and Earth are the final resting place of all living things. Life is like a journey, filled with various scenery, various paths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellravager View Post
    haha i wonder what the police would have done if he was really masturbating... "please sir can you drop your penis and pull up your trousers so that we can talk to you..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozenbeef View Post
    haha i wonder what the police would have done if he was really masturbating... "please sir can you drop your penis and pull up your trousers so that we can talk to you..."
    XD would be funny to overhear
    “Snow can only live in the winter. When it nears a fire, it dies. That is its life. It may yearn for summer, but… it can only desire it. In my hand, the snow becomes water, because this is not its world….”
    “The boundless Heavens and Earth are the final resting place of all living things. Life is like a journey, filled with various scenery, various paths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellravager View Post
    This one is actually pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozenbeef View Post
    haha i wonder what the police would have done if he was really masturbating... "please sir can you drop your penis and pull up your trousers so that we can talk to you..."
    Pretending to shake a graffity can, now also known as masturbating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puri View Post
    Pretending to shake a graffity can, now also known as masturbating.
    That's a shake-weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrgummage View Post
    This one is actually pretty funny.
    Do you want to know more? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57IoQcuKPxc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crennox View Post
    How low health is represented in Loadout

    Heh, first match I played:

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    Putin khuylo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puri View Post
    Pretending to shake a graffity can, now also known as masturbating.
    Who in hell shakes a spray can while bent over 0o

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    Well, damn...
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    ...because being black means you can't be racist only prejudice.
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    ...black people have no power, privilege they cannot be racist since they were oppressed.
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    Did you just compare slavery to the holocaust? Don't compare them. The holocaust lasted 4 years while slavery lasted for well over 200 years at least in the US FYI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Yes, that's a shake-weight. And he was presumably using it to pretend to shake a spray can with the intend of putting graffiti on that wall.
    Oh my mind just went straight to the gutters and assumed the police though it was public masturbation. Which is why he didn't just stop shaking. That and it's near his crotch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Oh my mind just went straight to the gutters and assumed the police though it was public masturbation. Which is why he didn't just stop shaking. That and it's near his crotch...
    That is what he was doing, making it look like he was masterbating.

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    For the love of God if you're going to respond to someone at least post one picture.





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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    For the love of God if you're going to respond to someone at least post one picture.
    Exactly...



    This just happened to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igorcovran View Post
    Should of just wrote it as a joke. Those screen caps of text conversations are
    99% bullshit if not more. Cant stand them :/


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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein

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    If there was ever a true statement on the internet.....




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