1. 2014-05-08, 06:25 PM #14341
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    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    It seems to expect you to devour it. I hope you didn't dissapoint your cat.
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    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    Its a death threat from the cat. Now you know what he is capable of doing. Sleep with one eye open!

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    God damn!

    I was trying to figure out what the naked man game show had to do with the tiny pc...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    My cat brought this home today. A big fucking mouse. Not a rat, a mouse of some sort. I'm not an expert, but rats have different kind of tail... unless there are rats with similar tails as mice.
    There are two different common types of rat. There's the one that lives on the ground and can be found in sewers or dumpsters in a city, which is the one most people think of when they hear "rat," but there's also a much smaller version that typically lives in attics and is proficient at jumping to get around. That rodent could be the latter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohshift View Post
    Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.
    only two things are infinite the universe, and human stupidity,
    and i'm not too sure about the universe -Albert Einstein
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankminimia View Post
    probably like 98% are fake
    there are 1.3 billion monthly active FB users. If 1% of facebook users makes a stupid status update once a week, that's 20 million DAILY updates with a retard behind the wheel. that's not even including the normal status updates which have a stupid comment.

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    Ah Birdemic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Ah Birdemic...

    I feel like I should know what happened in this picture...
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    So I chose the path of the Ebon Blade, and not a day passes where i've regretted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    Go Kart repair
    That is an extremely douchey move, what the actual fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by endersblade View Post
    That is an extremely douchey move, what the actual fuck.
    yea thats a problem, but the gif of a gas leak (or whatever) and the following explosion and people on fire is no problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by gegalfo View Post
    yea thats a problem, but the gif of a gas leak (or whatever) and the following explosion and people on fire is no problem
    that's just some people on fire.
    but here feelings were hurt.
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    The gun pic is from the US Marine Corps combat pistol manual so a Marine must be holding it.
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    Omg this is just fucking gold.

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