If there are any atheists reading this, please know that I post this in good fun and don't want to start a religious debate here.
Eww biscuits and gravy? That's disgusting >.<
"This is why I'm not allowed a boyfriend"
Spidersss
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How began my raiding life
Be me a newb at WoW and be like
One wednesday night i recieve a whisper from the RL of the guild i was in at that time.
"Hey can you raid?" he asked.
And i be like
"Who me? Yeah" i answered.
"Cool" he said.
Get invited and summoned.
Zero idea how the fight work.
Listening very careful on TS about stuff for the encounter.
Heard my name on TS.
"You see this big square over there?" someone asked.
"Yes" i replied.
"Good! When the boss cast XXXXX you must be in that square or you're fucked. Got it?"
"Yes" i replied again.
Fight begins.
After 2 minutes of pure awesomeness the boss begin to cast XXXXX.
The whole raid be like
Realizing im not in square too
I be like
Realizing NO ONE is in the square the RL be like
But we survived.
Continuing to fight.
Boss casting XXXXX again.
Everybody is on square, except the RL.
RL dies, but get a combat ress.
He be like
After few more mins the fight is done.
And all be like
Looking at the loot.
See OP weapon and a trinket and i be like
But wait. That's a farm boss.
I hear my name on TS.
"Hey you want that weapon and a trinket, cuz noone else need it?
And im like
On a brink of lootgasm.
"YES! YES! OH YES! GIVE IT TO ME!" i yelled in extas.
The silence on TS.
Cant describe it, but i guess everybody be like
But, hey, i just got my very first raid spot, very first boss kill and very first raid loot.
So i be like
After that i got spots for raids on regular basis.
Got a lot more phat lewt.
Feeling like
And by time the new tier came i was a newb no more and be like
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*Looks at previous posts*
GUYS I THINK I LIKE PACIFIC RIM TOO MUCH!HEEEEEELP!
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Poor bus driver.
Freedom!
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