Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

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ive seen this gif so many times, i still don't understand what they are trying to do.

Ive seen the video. He is trying to kick the lamp and the woman is trying to jump in front of the camera.
The question is how much she got fucked up

[Keyboard Champion]

Who the fuck is Ahmed Angel?

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WTB: Some sort of function that will minimize insanely long posts except for the first 1-2 images so that i can ignore it
and dont have to scroll 300 times to get past the crap. Would be wonderful!

This one is older than my grandma. In fact it's so old that those people are likely dead by now.

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This one is older than my grandma. In fact it's so old that those people are likely dead by now.

As opposed to everything else in this thread that is from 2014?

[Immitis]

Who the fuck is Ahmed Angel?

hes a guy who makes nothing but photoshops of himself and calls himself a planet :P

[Ciddy]

G-rated Walking Dead:

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hes a guy who makes nothing but photoshops of himself and calls himself a planet :P

A...... planet?

[yetgdhfgh]

A bit of victorian goofing around lol

[Yunru]

Please for the love off.....dont dump your virtual girlfriend:

[Crakkerz]

Related to the above
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Coming To America!!!

"Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!"

[Immitis]

[Yunru]

Sleep well:


Bonus:
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Sleep well:


Bonus:
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Lucky we dont have many 3 year-olds around here! They would have so many nightmares!

[Arrashi]

2spoopy4me. Anyway..

[Luko]

Lucky we dont have many 3 year-olds around here! They would have so many nightmares!

Seriously. The fuck am I missing here lately? First that Chuck E Cheese horror trend and now this. It's like the new generation of gamers forgot to evolve a spine or something.

#hipsterjudgementalism

[Underskilled]

Seriously. The fuck am I missing here lately? First that Chuck E Cheese horror trend and now this. It's like the new generation of gamers forgot to evolve a spine or something.

#hipsterjudgementalism

The 'scare' factor in Five nights at Freddy's didn't have anything to do with with the animatronics, the entire thing was psychological.

But I've got to agree, an anime girl glitching out on camera isn't exactly fear-inducing.

[Luko]

The 'scare' factor in Five nights at Freddy's didn't have anything to do with with the animatronics, the entire thing was psychological.

But I've got to agree, an anime girl glitching out on camera isn't exactly fear-inducing.

I get that Five Night was one of those things where you REALLY had to be into the setting to get creeped out by it, but I like to think I'm a bit of a horror enthusiast. I can get myself into almost anything in the genre, from movie to story to game. That being said, I still ended up viewing Five Nights as some sort of power supply management simulator. After the first night it was more of a clerical assignment than a survival experience. Neat little concept but NO idea where the hype came from.

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[Underskilled]

First off, what actually even.

I get that Five Night was one of those things where you REALLY had to be into the setting to get creeped out by it, but I like to think I'm a bit of a horror enthusiast. I can get myself into almost anything in the genre, from movie to story to game. That being said, I still ended up viewing Five Nights as some sort of power supply management simulator. After the first night it was more of a clerical assignment than a survival experience. Neat little concept but NO idea where the hype came from.

It's probably that you're too used to horror games/movies. The idea behind the game is actually the opposite of most horror games, FnaF is the fear of the known. After the first jump scare when you lose, and learning how the game actually works, the entire game revolves around keeping yourself from getting that single jump scare, and doing everything from constantly checking everywhere, to trying to manage your power perfectly just to avoid it. For most people, that adds an immense amount of psychological pressure, forcing your brain to exaggerate just about every inch of that game, and build up the final jump scare at the end, because you work so hard, and revolve every action around to avoiding it.

This is further exaggerated when they introduce Foxy and Freddy more often. Foxy forces you to reach a sweetspot in paranoia, or force him to charge at you, and when Freddy becomes active in the later nights, he plays much more unpredictably, and is much harder to track, causing you to lose and get that jump scare when (in your mind) you're not about to lose. That's probably why people usually believe those two to be the 'scariest'.

Finally, to what solidifies this idea, is what happens when you run out of power, causing Freddy to light up right outside, playing his music, then attack you. But what gets to people the most, is that the time from when he disappears, to the time he attacks you, is always random. This causes MASSIVE panic for a lot of people, as their mind braces itself for what they want to be a predictable surprise, but almost immediately fluctuates every second it doesn't happen when expected, which forces your mind to try and brace itself even more, which only exaggerates the scare as well.

I could probably go on even more, but I think you get the idea, the entire thing is a psychological play on your mind, forcing it to get 'too' scared of the game, which puts a lot more of an immediate fear factor into it than say, Amnesia or Outlast, or other much more complex horror games.

[Stelio Kontos]

[Bakis]

[Yunru]

Long one:
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And because database starts next week: