Funny Pictures/Jokes Megathread

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[Ciddy]

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This happens to me every morning. :| Not with Facebook, but with "time waster on the Internet when I should be doing something productive" stuff in general. It's happening to me right now, for example.

[Vestig3]

I never knew people who liked NASCAR knew how to use the internet...

I also don't understand either of those.

Nascar is one of the lamest autosports tbh

Nico Rosberg of Mercedes admitted he uses sanitary pads in his helmet too stop the sweat from reaching his eyes during a race and he has his assistance buy them for him at a local store

Fernando Alonso moved from Ferrari to Mclaren this year after Ferrari's disastrous 2014 season and Vettel took his place and this year Ferrari is doing better in 2 races then they did in all 20 races last year and Mclaren the team Alonso moved to hasnt finished a race and is 3-4 seconds slower each round (which is huge in the F1).

[Ciddy]

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Nah, it's a regular Fiat Smart that someone farted in.

[Shadoweye]

[Lahis]

[Dendrek]

It must be cold. Those beaks are poking out of the braw.

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[cute cat lie]

Just want to point out that cats don't give a shit how long you're gone, as long as someone is there to feed them. IF this were a dog, it would become extremely depressed and begin questioning its own existence the moment you stepped out of the room.

[derpkitteh]

Just want to point out that cats don't give a shit how long you're gone, as long as someone is there to feed them. IF this were a dog, it would become extremely depressed and begin questioning its own existence the moment you stepped out of the room.

every cat's different. maybe some, or most, are like that. mine isn't though. she can be hungry as hell, but if i put her food out and then walk around the house, she'll follow me. that's choosing my company over eating food, that's love.

[Alcomo]

I never knew people who liked NASCAR knew how to use the internet...

I also don't understand either of those.

Nah. That is Formula 1 in the pics. At least it requires talent instead of driving around an oval track all day. Not a fan of either but I can respect the formula 1 drivers.

[Shadoweye]

Nah. That is Formula 1 in the pics. At least it requires talent instead of driving around an oval track all day. Not a fan of either but I can respect the formula 1 drivers.

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While mildly entertaining, this is a very inaccurate representation of NASCAR. The engineering involved, the athleticism needed to race, as well as the skill set needed on a wide variety of tracks is beyond what an "average beer chugging, fat eating American" could understand, let alone imitate.

[Lahis]

wide variety of tracks

Almost fooled me into thinking that you were speaking seriously.


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[Tierbook]

Although some tracks are like the normal oval-esque tracks there are others that are completely different. Such as Sonoma or Road America

[Shadoweye]

Almost fooled me into thinking that you were speaking seriously.

Just because a track LOOKS the same, doesnt mean they are. Track surfaces, banking, and general drive-ability change from track to track.

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This is pretty offensive to be honest, no queer I know will go below $25.

[Lahis]

Is this a new seasonal pet?

If it is, I need to get one.

[yetgdhfgh]

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

[Ciddy]

[Lahis]

[anveena]