
"I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
"so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon
FC: 3437-3046-3552


[Banhammer, Kungen's Bane]
1.60 sp mace
150 str
268 sta
77 defense
80 dodge
93 parry
"As you look upon the mace, you hear the whining of a thousand fanboys. Something deep with in your soul makes it impossible to think anything but 'lol.'"




To be fair, I can't think of anything that starts with 'F' that a Kindergarten teacher in particular would have
