A Japanese Doctor, can't find a job in a hospital in the US so he decided to open his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $50 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.666 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $50."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.666 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $50."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $50, not $100!!"
Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $50"
The She-Ra reboot has a very different tone from the campy old He-Man cartoons, and I've never seen it better summed up than this:
Guinness book of world records 2020:
When they need to xray babies n they need to be still, they put them into a "Pigg-O-Stat" device
Excellent Winter Blossom, I need this! That way my girlfriend won't tell me I drink too much beer anymore.
Last edited by avitush; 2019-09-10 at 04:24 PM.
This looks like something 12-year-old me would've thought.
Last edited by avitush; 2019-09-11 at 02:13 PM.
Last edited by Chinese Bootlickers; 2019-09-13 at 06:11 PM.
HAHAHAHA this is the ONE for me. good stuff mr japanese doctor!
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