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2019-09-02, 06:37 PM #24281Pandaren Monk
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2019-09-04, 12:54 AM #24282Banned
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2019-09-05, 05:17 PM #24283Titan
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2019-09-06, 01:58 PM #24284Banned
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A Japanese Doctor, can't find a job in a hospital in the US so he decided to open his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $50 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No.666 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $50."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.666 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $50."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $50, not $100!!"
Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $50"
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2019-09-06, 05:23 PM #24285Banned
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I died, that was a good one
Originally Posted by zenkai
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2019-09-06, 06:52 PM #24286The Unstoppable Force
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The She-Ra reboot has a very different tone from the campy old He-Man cartoons, and I've never seen it better summed up than this:
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2019-09-07, 06:44 AM #24287Banned
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2019-09-08, 08:16 AM #24288Titan
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Guinness book of world records 2020:
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2019-09-08, 11:45 AM #24289Banned
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When they need to xray babies n they need to be still, they put them into a "Pigg-O-Stat" device
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2019-09-10, 11:49 AM #24290Titan
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2019-09-10, 02:05 PM #24291Grunt
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Excellent Winter Blossom, I need this! That way my girlfriend won't tell me I drink too much beer anymore.
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2019-09-10, 03:10 PM #24292Pandaren Monk
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Last edited by avitush; 2019-09-10 at 04:24 PM.
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2019-09-10, 03:44 PM #24293The Forgettable
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I see your boys, and raise you this: Originally Posted by Yunru
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2019-09-11, 01:07 PM #24294Pandaren Monk
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This looks like something 12-year-old me would've thought.Last edited by avitush; 2019-09-11 at 02:13 PM.
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2019-09-12, 01:06 PM #24295Titan
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2019-09-13, 03:58 AM #24296Banned
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Last edited by Chinese Bootlickers; 2019-09-13 at 06:11 PM.
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2019-09-13, 05:58 PM #24297The Unstoppable Force
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I hadn't actually seen the comment before so I looked it up and... Originally Posted by Yunru
yeah I can see why.
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2019-09-13, 10:25 PM #24298Titan
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Too much water i guess:
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2019-09-14, 05:29 AM #24299Pandaren Monk
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2019-09-14, 03:26 PM #24300Grunt
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HAHAHAHA this is the ONE for me. good stuff mr japanese doctor!
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