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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    Are they? xD

    I haven't seen any when I was in Sweeeden

    They get pretty big, can be as heavy as 700kg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    They get pretty big, can be as heavy as 700kg

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    That's a freaking Dino T_T

    I'd have a heart attack if I saw that shit ''in real life''.

  3. #7123
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    They get pretty big, can be as heavy as 700kg
    I can't even put that in perspective. i've tried looking for a funny image of 700 water bottles put next to a man, but I can't find any. and pallets of bricks usually fit around 1300 KG of bricks.

    can anyone find a funny image to show how much 700 KG really is (while staying family friendly, of course)?
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    That's a freaking Dino T_T

    I'd have a heart attack if I saw that shit ''in real life''.
    When they wander in to Denmark, we run them over with our trains!
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    RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR

  6. #7126
    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    That's a freaking Dino T_T

    I'd have a heart attack if I saw that shit ''in real life''.
    I've seen one IRL. Was terrifying. Imagine running into that with your car. Your car's dead.
    That's why we have Elk Crossing signs, because they'll demolish your vehicle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    I've seen one IRL. Was terrifying. Imagine running into that with your car. Your car's dead.
    That's why we have Elk Crossing signs, because they'll demolish your vehicle.

    [IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3KtnMG0f6mJOQg3tfxnVy54aHVT8dL3kIde0CkLkkFvb4183mRbbZ_0MV[/ IMG]
    Once when I was out driving in the forest I meet a elk, it was huge, I was very tiny, scary as hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I can't even put that in perspective. i've tried looking for a funny image of 700 water bottles put next to a man, but I can't find any. and pallets of bricks usually fit around 1300 KG of bricks.

    can anyone find a funny image to show how much 700 KG really is (while staying family friendly, of course)?
    If it helps. this is a fiat 127 from 1975, and it weights 700kg

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    And anyone who says the alpha model looked like a fox or feline, and that the current model resembles a wolf better needs to be smacked with a National Geographic magazine. Several times.

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    All these moose/elk pics remind me of a joke.

    How did Banff get its name? It is the sound of a motorhome hitting a moose.

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    Last edited by Zoma; 2012-05-26 at 10:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbadxampl View Post
    oh look, it's a 4-inch NOPE! ...wait, that's not inches! that's the metric system, which makes that one pretty much normal size. if y'all are gonna complain about COMIC SANS!!! (the horror?) then I'm gonna make some noise about your goofy metric system!
    So because you don't use the metric system it's goofy? Excellent use of logic there bud.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chunkyman View Post
    That's why it says CM and MM.. can Americans not read now or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by Arnorei View Post
    Goofy? The metric system is superior to its american counterpart because of simplicity.
    -metric system is too cliche hipster-
    Quote Originally Posted by Zefie View Post
    Very relevant. -American imperial system is arbitrary retarded roller coaster and rest of the world uses teh best system-
    inb4 the 3,000th handegg picture of this thread.

    If you're going to talk crap about Americans at least post a picture that's actually funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rageissues View Post
    Or, you know, we could all not be ethnocentric asshats and just accept that Americans use the imperial system. Just because it's not as smooth as the metric system, it doesn't mean that it doesn't work or that you have to be a genius to understand it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    I've seen one IRL. Was terrifying. Imagine running into that with your car. Your car's dead.
    That's why we have Elk Crossing signs, because they'll demolish your vehicle.

    Do these beasts actually wander about where you live? o_O
    I'm afraid of mosquitos FFS !

    I'm glad I didn't see any of that in Sweden, though, I intend to visit Kiruna, Lulea and Umea. Will I see any of that there?

    Quote Originally Posted by HolgerDK View Post
    When they wander in to Denmark, we run them over with our trains!
    That sounds awesome Can I have that too? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    Do these beasts actually wander about where you live? o_O
    I'm afraid of mosquitos FFS !

    I'm glad I didn't see any of that in Sweden, though, I intend to visit Kiruna, Lulea and Umea. Will I see any of that there?
    Most likely

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    let's clean things here with some cold water and calming bullets, hehe











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    Quote Originally Posted by Joyful View Post
    Most likely
    :'(

    What should I bring for protection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    :'(

    What should I bring for protection?
    A gun?
    I don't know, usually don't defend my self against them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    :'(

    What should I bring for protection?
    You dont need protection from them, they are not tigers that eat flesh, or flesh eaters. They live in the woods and sometimes cross the road, all people need to do is watch the road at night, and not drive over the limit.
    lets stop trying to make these to be monsters that come and kill you when you sleep and get back to funny pics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    A 2 inch hornet is not scary? Bet you live in Australia where such beasts are commonplace.
    Not really, I live in Cali. People are missing the point it looks scary/huge in THIS picture. Geez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aspect of Death View Post
    You dont need protection from them, they are not tigers that eat flesh, or flesh eaters. They live in the woods and sometimes cross the road, all people need to do is watch the road at night, and not drive over the limit.
    lets stop trying to make these to be monsters that come and kill you when you sleep and get back to funny pics!

    I'm sorry you just made them even scarier for me...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joyful View Post
    A gun?
    I don't know, usually don't defend my self against them.
    just make sure you dont shoot any albinos LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Tyrael View Post
    :'(

    What should I bring for protection?
    They're really only about the size of a horse, the guys in those hunting shots are standing behind them a little so that they look bigger in the pic. Same thing as when a guy catches a fish and holds it at arm's length towards the camera to make it look bigger.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Lets say you have a two 3 inch lines. One is all red and the other is 48% red and 52% blue. Does that mean there's a 50-50 chance they're both red or is the second line matching the all red line by 48%?
    ^^^ Wells using an analogy

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