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  1. #61
    Stood in the Fire Durenek's Avatar
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    Apr 2009
    Gold Coast, Queensland, Aus.
    'Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?' Never fails.
    Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  2. #62
    Quote Originally Posted by Uggz View Post
    does that count as original? you know... until it was on TV
    That was painful to watch. Even if it was Neil Patrick Harris.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baabinator View Post
    Me:" Hey want a drink?"
    Her: "Yeah i would love a [FUCKING EXOTIC COCKTAIL]"
    Me: "Let's try again."
    Me: "Hey, want a beer?"

    Most girls laugh. Some give you the stink-eye.
    This reminds me of the goblin flirt:

    "Let me me buy you a drink. N-n-no wait (way?), you buy me a drink. Nah, you know what? Just give me the money."
    Last edited by PetersenIII; 2011-01-06 at 04:40 AM.

  3. #63
    Quote Originally Posted by ryoukthebloodelf View Post
    Okay anyone can answer, with better suggestions etc, but if a female could tell me whether or not it would maker her laugh would be the most helpful.

    Okay here it goes. "Hi, I just said somthing cute, clever, and funny that completely impressed you."

    Well what do you guys think?
    Ha, Nice one lol.
    Kurogasa:"Bitch tried to steal my herb... So I typhooned his ass off a cliff"
    Gala:"Why can't he burn in heaven? There can be Holy Fire in Heaven"
    Garrosh Hellscream:"Shut your clever mouth, bitch."
    Terenas Menethil II:"At long last. No king rules forever, my son."
    Kenny:"I'm just waiting for a fire axe to hack through my door one day and see aulio on the other side goin "heeeeeeeeres johnny"
    StarFade:Are you actually serious? To quote every rapper:"How fucked-up is you?"

  4. #64
    Send her a smiley face.

    Bitches looooove smiley faces.

  5. #65
    Stood in the Fire
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Quote Originally Posted by Pieterman View Post
    It's pretty good, though I still prefer mine;
    Hey there, I'm not handsome or interesting, but I'm rich as hell.
    Never fails.
    Win... Win.. Win~!

    I have afew personal favorites but I always love getting shut down... with them saying I have a 'boy friend 'or 'I am seeing someone'.

    I reply... "Just because there is a goalie, doesn't mean you cant score"

    Yes I am Canadian =P

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

  6. #66
    The human body has X amount of bones. Want one more?

    *Toches her belly button* Nice, now can I touch it from the inside?

    Im ashamed of myself

  7. #67
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkdruidelf View Post
    The human body has X amount of bones. Want one more?

    *Toches her belly button* Nice, now can I touch it from the inside?

    Im ashamed of myself
    idk to laugh or *sigh*

  8. #68
    "Wanna go halves on a bastard ?"

  9. #69
    The best pick up line in the world is just walking up to a woman and saying " hey " instantly gets someones attention then it is up to attraction and your witt to do the rest .

  10. #70
    My name is Beefjerkie and I approve this pickup line :P

  11. #71
    My face is out of here in 5 minutes. Be on it.

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