Corrupt your spell

[Admuntour]

Ok, this is a small game I thought up when I saw the "What spell from WoW would you like in real life" thread. I thought it might be fun to take the basic concept of that thread and add a little twist to it from "corrupt your wish".

The rules are the following.
After someone has posted, if you decide to reply you need to corrupt the spell of the previous poster. Example:
Poster 1 says: "I would like to have heal in real life".
Poster 2 says: "Granted, however you'll now be forced to work night and day in a hospital to heal sick people around the clock".

After corrupting the wish you also need to continue the thread by saying what WoW spell you'd like to have in real life.

I don't know if a game like this has been tried before, I did a small search and haven't found anything. Well without further ado I'll start.

I wish I had shapeshift flight form in real life.

[Brumsta]

Grated, but is it so excruciating that you never want to do it

I wish I had Stealth

[TJ]

Granted but you can only shapeshift into a pile of shit.

Gief stealth

[Love me]

Granted, But once you shapeshift into flight form you cant shift out.

I wish i could conjure food and water to sell and make bank.

[Brumsta]

Granted, But once you shapeshift into flight form you cant shift out.

I wish i could conjure food and water to sell and make bank.

Granted, but the food you conjure tastes horrible so nobody will buy it

I wish I had teleport

[Admuntour]

Granted, but you can't control where you'll end up.
I wish I had life grip.

[dakoeda]

Granted, but you are only able to lift a maxium wieght of a little girl.

Id love to have demonic portal

[inferno138]

Granted, but they both only sell for a penny apiece and take 6 hours to make.

I wish I could levitate

[Crexca]

Wish granted Themiller! however....you are forced to work 16 hours a day next to a highway with a speedtracking gun to ticket speeders! :>


i wish i had a bubble of protection

[Deleted]

Granted, by conjuring food includes you dancing naked around with at least 30 people watching.


Id love to have demonic portal

Granted, but travelling through the Nether without the rest of your warlock training causes you to be killed/injured/driven insane by the locals.

I wish I had Summon: Succubus

[beg2d4]

granted, but you can only port to Antartica

i wish i could summon succubi

[Wælcyrie]

Granted but you can only summon ugly women.

I wish I was a deathknight.

[Deleted]

Granted, but everyone in the world hates you.

I want silence

[Deleted]

Granted, but travelling through the Nether without the rest of your warlock training causes you to be killed/injured/driven insane by the locals.

I wish I had Summon: Succubus

Granted, but it's a futa, one that enjoys making men cry.

I want fireballs!

[Deleted]

"Granted, but everyone in the world hates you.

I want silence "

Granted but you can only use it once a week.

I want Ghost Wolf.

[Kennpai]

Granted you'll get nerfed into the floor when implemented.

I wish I was called invincible like that mount LK drops, but yet people can see me D:

[Wælcyrie]

Granted but you cannot speak yourself.

I wish I could have path of frost

[placeholdername]

Granted but often times when the humidity is above 30% your feet freeze to the ground.

I wish I had shadowstep.

[Kheirn]

Granted but often times when the humidity is above 30% your feet freeze to the ground.

I wish I had shadowstep.

Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

I wish I could shoot Fireballs!

[PheelPheal]

I wish I had shadowstep.

Granted, but you could only use it once per day and you tripped EVERY time you used it.

I wish i had Divine Shield