Corrupt your spell

[sydazlir]

Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

I wish I could shoot Fireballs!

Granted, but they explode an inch away from yo, blowing your hands off.

I wish I had mind control

[pionock]

Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

I wish I could shoot Fireballs!

Granted, but now your hands are forever covered in 3rd degree burns, thus rendering them useless for anything else.

I wish I could Ankh.

[Entbark]

I wish I could Ankh.

Granted, but when you reincarnate, you will be a frog.

I wish I could cast tranquility.

[Khadhar]

Granted, but now your hands are forever covered in 3rd degree burns, thus rendering them useless for anything else.

I wish I could Ankh.

Granted, but you'll be trapped inside your own corpse, unable to move.

I wish I could Time Warp.

[Skarsguard]

I wish I could Ankh.[/QUOTE]

Granted but you come back to life as a snail.

I wish i could shadowstep

[Affectionate]

Granted, but you'll always end up 4 meters above your target.

I wish I could shoot Fireballs!

granted


but you have to wear oven mitts AT ALL TIMES (muahahah)

I wish I could summon army of the dead

[Deleted]

granted


but you have to wear oven mitts AT ALL TIMES (muahahah)

I wish I could summon army of the dead

Granted - but you don't control it.

I want to levitate!

[Knirps]

Granted - but you don't control it.

I want to levitate!

Granted, but you can only levitate upside-down.

I want ....Stealth... Overused, but it'd be awesome!

(Also, quote who you are granting, the posts are a bit confusing)

[cooespooh]

Granted - but you don't control it.

I want to levitate!

Granted, but it would be like Chris Angel and you would be ridiculed for it because it seems fake.

I wish I could polymorph!

[Khadhar]

Granted, but it would be like Chris Angel and you would be ridiculed for it because it seems fake.

I wish I could polymorph!

Granted, but your victims are polymorphed into ravenous bears!

I want to Time Warp!

[pucGG]

Granted, but your victims are polymorphed into ravenous bears!

I want to Time Warp!

granted but you get sated for 10 min...

i wish i had death strike

[ara]

Granted, but when you reincarnate, you will be a frog.

Couldn't find anyone good to respond to...

I wish I could cast unholy presence

[Goldrinn]

Granted but it pops like irl bubbles.

I wish I had heroic leap

And btw this should be in off topic forums

Granted, but NO PATH AVAILABLE.

I wish I could cast Invisibility!

[Patchwerk]

Granted, but NO PATH AVAILABLE.

I wish I could cast Invisibility!

Granted, but you will be the target of nazguls every time you do

I wish I could cast Polymorph

[Roasty]

I wish I could cast Invisibility!

Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

I wish I could Intimidating Shout.

[Shadowspawn115]

Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

I wish I could Intimidating Shout.

Granted, but you can only Intimidate small rodents.

Edit:
I wish I had Haunt.

[cooespooh]

Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

I wish I could Intimidating Shout.

Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

I wish I could cast Blink!

[Ayvuir]

Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

I wish I could cast Blink!

Granted, your eyes are no longer red and dry.

I wish I could use Soothe.

[Shadowspawn115]

Granted, but you could only intimidate small children.

I wish I could cast Blink!

Granted, but you will always trip and fall immediately after.

I wish I had Resurrection.

[Deleted]

Granted, but when invisible you emit a horrendous rotten fruit odor.

I wish I could Intimidating Shout.

Granted, but when you shout you'll only fear your self.

I wish I had Astral Recal.