Corrupt your spell

[Crithappens]

Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house

I wish I had a mount

[shocktopuslol]

Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house

I wish I had a mount

granted, but its a turtle

i wish i had Thunderstorm

[axpala]

granted but it burns you in the process of summoning the lightning
i wish i had slow fall

[Deleted]

granted, but there isn't any of the feather required outside the world of azeroth

i wish I had a flying mount (inb4 : granted but it eats you :< )

[smashzu]

granted, but there isn't any of the feather required outside the world of azeroth

i wish I had a flying mount (inb4 : granted but it eats you :< )

granted, but it has a mind of its own so instead of flying you around it just eats villagers and poops on stuff.

I wish I had reincarnation

[Knirps]

granted but it burns you in the process of summoning the lightning
i wish i had slow fall

Granted, but you only fall slowly upwards.

I wish someone could think of a way to corrupt Stealth, because it is the only thing not responded to so far.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you could only use it once per day and you tripped EVERY time you used it.

I wish i had Divine Shield

Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


I wish I had Mind Control.

[Kyiran]

Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


I wish I had Mind Control.

Granted, but when you use your mind control abilities, you lose control of your bowels.

I'd like to be able to cast wild mushrooms.

[sydazlir]

Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


I wish I had Mind Control.

Granted, but it lasts 10 seconds and afterwards the person is REALLY pissed.

I wish I had bubble.

[smashzu]

Granted, but your heartstone is gone.


I wish I had Mind Control.

granted but it gets trinket'd instantly.

I wish I had portals,

[Jademist]

granted but it gets trinket'd instantly.

I wish I had portals,

Granted, but your portals can only bring you to dumpsters.

I wish I had reincarnation.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your portals will only open up to men's bathrooms.

I wish I had reincarnation.

Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

I wish i had curse of agony

[Entbark]

Granted but you could only astral recall to your ex girlfriends house

Not only does it recall you to your ex-girlfriend's house, it takes you back in time to the night she broke up with you every time you use it.

[Deleted]

Granted, your eyes are no longer red and dry.

I wish I could use Soothe.

OMG AHAHAHAHAHA
that was hella funny ^^

well, while we're at it...
Granted, but you are now homo

i wish i wont get banned for this. also, i wish i could cast Fear

[Dessan]

Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

I wish i had curse of agony

Granted but it causes you twice as much agony as your target.

I wish I had Water Breathing.

[H3ll]

Granted, but you ress with poison in your blood and have to go Crank to the nearest hospital.

I wish i had curse of agony

Granted, but you are the one infected by the curse

I wish i had spellsteal

[zsun]

Granted, but doing so each time will shorten your life by 50%

I wish I had Mind Control

[Pozz]

Granted, but you only fall slowly upwards.

I wish someone could think of a way to corrupt Stealth, because it is the only thing not responded to so far.

Stealth granted, it would make you blind during duration though.

I wish I could create healthstones.

[Deleted]

Granted but it causes you twice as much agony as your target.

I wish I had Water Breathing.

Granted, but you can only breath under water

I wish i had Power word: shield

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can only breath under water

I wish i had Power word: shield

Granted, but can only be cast on Enemies.

I wish I had windfury Weapon! (getting up to 4 hits would be awesome when you actually only hit once!)