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    Mechagnome Nekrow Stilborne's Avatar
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    I crit this, then...

    A simple thread, with a couple simple rules.

    1. You have been granted 100% critical strike percent. This percentage is omnipotent: it can crit ANY spell/move in-game.

    2. Pick a spell/move of your choice, and explain what happens to that ability when it critically hits.

    Ex. I crit with Teleport: Dalaran in Orgrimmar, now Durotar is floating over Northrend.
    I crit with Time Warp, and became the new Aspect of Time.
    Last edited by Nekrow Stilborne; 2011-02-18 at 12:08 AM. Reason: moar crits!
    Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potter's vessel. Be wise now therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little.

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    I crit with Heavy Wool Bandage...and a dozen sheep appear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by r3nd View Post
    I crit with Heavy Wool Bandage...and a dozen sheep appear!
    win right out of the gate!

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    I crit with Army of the dead.
    I am now Lich King 3.0
    Can play any flavor of the month ;P
    http://us.battle.net/wow/en/characte...furie/advanced

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    I crit with Blink, ending up in the exact same place...think about it xD

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    I crit with Molten Armor, and wind up in a burn unit......

    ---------- Post added 2011-02-17 at 11:33 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by HuusNL View Post
    I crit with Blink, ending up in the exact same place...think about it xD
    I see what ya did thar : P

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    Survey - I wind up with Discovery: X-ray Vision, and can see where all the archeology loot is hidden

    Thank you zomgname for the signature and avatar!

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    I crit with mind control and now have a permanent player pet

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    i crit with call pet... now i can have unlimited pets at one time
    Last edited by Draknalor186; 2011-02-17 at 11:43 PM.

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    I crit my RealID and actually get some friends o0

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuusNL View Post
    I crit with Blink, ending up in the exact same place...think about it xD
    Damn, I crit with blink all the time then. =p

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    I crit with dark simulacrum and became a mage in plate.

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    I crit with Divine Shield.. I cannot die.
    Playing 2's is like shooting yourself in the kneecaps and wondering why it hurts.

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    I crit with Mind Control, now I control my own mind!!
    You can tell WoW changed the MMO for good when players started complaining about the amount of time they sink, into a time sink.

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    I crit with Jeeves and now have a 60 story tall destructo bot follow me around and fight for me.
    It's not just me, it's ALL rets. Join the ret MS club, get bitches, get money, get nerfed.
    It takes idiots to do cool things. That's why they're cool.

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    1) I crit with Vanish and turned into dust.
    2) I crit with Ice Block and now I need someone to crit with Pyroblast on me to release me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindmaker View Post
    I crit with mind control and now have a permanent player pet
    lol i love that wish it were true :[
    I Just Herped All Over My Derp !

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    I crit with ring of frost and it became globe of frost.

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    I crit with vanish! ....
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    I crit with Rip,

    now i can't shapeshift out of roots. =(

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