The Writing on the Stall.

[I stand in fire]

We've all read them on the walls of public restrooms. Post the best ones you came across.

A classic

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

written above an urinal

Why are you looking at the wall? The joke is in your hands.

toilet tennis
look left (right wall)
look right (left wall)

[Wynnyelle]

"I hate lesbians." written on the women's restroom at my high school. Instant shitstorm.

[Scratchee]

Nothing in particular stands out from the usual sharing of numbers, flaming, random curse words etc. The only thing I really notice is when some sicko decides that the stall door is a great place to smear her used napkin on.

[blekx]

I FUKKED UR MUM
Dad, you're drunk. Go home.

[Eluamous]

This is the only one that really sticks out:

Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls

[grothezk]

it's better to have it in your hands than inside your ass.

[Fuzzzie]

Closed. We don't need this kind of rude posting on mmo-champ.