I'm sure these posts have existed before but they are fun.
If your proffesion could make any new item what would it be?
Avoid flat stat or skill enhancers.
Don't move out of your proff too far (ie "Enchanting gets to make a mail chest")
These aren't necissarily items you are pleading to blizz to have (though they could be ) so make them totaly rediculous.
Eng: [Gnomish Vertical Enhancer] (Feet) Use: Causes you to hop on a pogo stick for the next 3 mins (rather than running) when you jump you fly 10-55 yards straight up (0 fall dmg)
So what would you love to have?