Your Class is so fat...

[Torne]

Let´s have another fine Spamthread going on!
I´ll start...

Your Druid is so fat, when you DPS everyone tells you to get out of bearform.

Your Priest is so fat, you do not need to cast PW:S to absorb melee hits.

Your Death Knight is so ugly, trying to activate Lichborne results in "a more powerful spell is already active".

[tankbug]

Your rogue is so fat, that you find the character to have a rather unrealistic appearance for an agile assassin. (and so you post a complaint on the official suggestion forums)

[ELYPOP]

Your Mage is so fat, that when your Iceblock expires, the entire server gets the following message:

"The Ice Stone has melted!".

[Deleted]

Druid, you so fat in seacow form you have to swim into Nesphira like the rest of us!

[Siton]

Is that why draenei and tauren can't be rogues? Been bugging me ever since i wanted to create one.

[Tierbook]

Druid, you so fat in seacow form you have to swim into Nesphira like the rest of us!

i dont get it

[Zoma]

Your Paladin is so fat, he casts Guardian of Burger King.

[smashzu]

Your palli is so fat that bubble doesn't cover his man tits.
Your shaman is so fat that water walking was replaced by an ability called "Float Lethargically".
Your warrior is so fat that Victory Rush teleports you to a Kris-p-kreme.
Your warlock is so fat that your imp is seriously concerned with your cholesterol levels.

Okay that last one wasn't very good.

Your Paladin is so fat, he casts Guardian of Burger King.

I lol'd

[Zoma]

Your warrior is so fat that Victory Rush teleports you to a Kris-p-kreme.

Lol'd

Your rogue is so fat, Sprint was replaced with Roll.

[mypally]

Your paladin is so fat he cant spec holy, he cant use anything with the word "light" in it.

[Sand Person]

your mage is so fat that when s/he ice blocks, the next xpac comes out. we call it WoW: Ice Age.

[Djheffer]

Your druid is so fat, when i try to give you a soulstone i have to keep the tag on in case its too small.

[Daws001]

Your Mage is so fat that he learned a new spell, Teleport: Buffet.

[SoulPoetry]

your warrior is so fat, charge runs him out of breath.

[mypally]

Your paladin is so fat he specs into pursuit of jerky
pursuit of juicetice?
pursuit of junk food?

Not sure which to use

[jikimiki]

You hunter is so fat he bounces arrows off his stomach instead of shooting them with his bow

[Daws001]

Your Hunter is so fat, Camouflage failed.

[mypally]

Your Hunter is so fat, Camouflage failed.

Your hunter is so fat, camouflage only works when inside McDonalds

[ara]

Your deathknight is so fat, he only got raised because the one reviving him couldn't aim between your fat-flaps at the worthy body squashed underneath you.

[Myndtaker]

Your Mage is so Fat that when it Iceblocks it adds flavor and tries to eat its self.

Your Hunter is so fat, the only hunting it does is trying to find a packet of 2 min noodles in the kitchen.

Your Toons so fat, when you do AV the herald thinks its another bunker getting attacked.