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    I think I am Schizophrenic?

    Hello there forum, I have a problem on my hands.
    Since I was a child I have always talked to imaginary people. This didn't seem that much of a problem to my parents since most kids had an imaginary friend. When I had moved from my parents house I had bought a cat. What an adorable way to start my new life huh? Well since then I haven't grown to realize the problem I have been having. My cat seemed to take on a personality of his own. How real it felt to come home to piles of empty lasagna trays piled on the floor. The cat himself talking to his teddy bear I bought him seems so unbearably real.
    My question is how can I go about this? Am I really seeing my cat talk to things or am I just insane?

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    Talk to a phsycologist... its not the doctor who gives you medicine but the person who listens to you... should help.

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    what.. the.. fuck..

    weird stuff

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    You should get a dog as well. Then Garfield... i mean your cat... will have someone to talk to.

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    Doubtful it's Schizophrenia, but then, I really only touched on the subject while at college. If you're really worried, take yourself down to your local shrink and get checked out.

    In the mean time, how old are you and how would you rate your social behaviour growing up, honestly?
    I am the lucid dream
    Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Activi-T View Post
    You should get a dog as well. Then Garfield... i mean your cat... will have someone to talk to.
    This seems like a reasonable idea.

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    Here I thought I was going to be able to put my psych major to use. Instead I just got a bit of a giggle

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    It's a well known fact, that all animals can talk. They just avoid doing so in the presence of us humans. Your cat is probably just ignoring the rules and you should rat him out to the animal police. You'll most likely get a reward too.

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    I forsee your cat causing you a very troubled future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by detached View Post
    It's a well known fact, that all animals can talk. They just avoid doing so in the presence of us humans. Your cat is probably just ignoring the rules and you should rat him out to the animal police. You'll most likely get a reward too.
    maybe I can get some sort of compensation for the thousands I spent on lasagna

    ---------- Post added 2011-03-05 at 04:36 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    <Cartoons>
    OMG! My beloved cat! You can type! I'm not crazy after all!

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    *starts slow clap*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post


    What the... this is so depressing! I demand you go back to making me salivate over upcoming patch information!
    I am the lucid dream
    Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh


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    MMO forums are the best place for this, indeed.

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    It's mind boggling how people don't understand this. Look at the OP's name and picture. Read his story again.

    If you still dont get it, look at boub's pic.
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    I cant believe how many of you just got trolled
    /sigh
    PS Garfield FTW

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    epic thread?
    Originally Posted by Bashiok (Blue Tracker)
    And when you see them you'll be all like :O and we'll be all like and then people on the forums will still be all like(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
    Originally Posted by Bashiok (Blue Tracker)
    CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIN

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    Toasting in epic bread.

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    this just started to get way more interesting.

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    barely seen anything about garfield stuff on tv as much as i have seen heathcliffe (isidoro) on tv here on spain, and i still saw where the op was going instantly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jk-bUKoiGw
    Last edited by Rehea; 2011-03-05 at 11:50 PM.

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