^totally, might know all the stuff im hidding under my bed!111
< makes killer thai and indian curries from scratch love cooking (oh its a pasta, fair enough, guess my italian is rusty after all would almost bed it was calf)
V will start considering eating one
^ Got sandwiched because wasn't Zait.
< Wears socks 24/7, takes them off 15 seconds before getting in the shower, and puts them back on as soon as legs are approximately dry.
v Knows the secret ingredient in McDonald's "Special Sauce"
^ indeed i do, i'm proud of the fact that as a teenager i didnt even manage to finish my first shift before i realized what a dump the place was and quit.
< later became a pastry chef, and has a few secret ingredients of his own
v is now wondering what the filling in that eclair was
^ Human fat?!
< would make curry for everyone, thats how i love cooking, can either be vegetarian or chicken (dont like other meats as much)
V will try to conquer the world using a broom