The ^ < v game!

[Xanjori]

^ Had a child at 2
< Doesnt know what to think about this
v Hold me

[ghostkitteh]

Okay Jeav, I'm not even remotely close to that level of terrible. :P

^ Sure. Your place or mine?
< Can help bake muffins. I'm even going to college for Culinary Arts later this year.
v Wants to become my roommate so I can cook them delicious food every day.

[Xanjori]

^ Your place
< Is moving to her place
v u jelly?

[Deleted]

^ Is not!
< Can do the dishes!
v Will become my dish slave and do my dishes.

[Letmesleep]

Edit: failure. Too late.

[ghostkitteh]

^ Is incorrect and will actually become my dish slave since I'll be the chef.
< Thinks we should all chip in to buy and repair some old villa, then all move into it and start a TV show based on our wacky antics.
v Is actually super rich and will fund it entirely.

Drats. A minute too slow.
Revised-

^ Is incorrect. I feel bad when other people suffer. Unless they're mean, and then I laugh.
< Thinks we should all chip in to buy and repair some old villa, then all move into it and start a TV show based on our wacky antics.
v Is actually super rich and will fund it entirely.

[Letmesleep]

^Thinks that TV show sounds amazing. I'd do it.
< Actually, that's ironic. I probably could fund it.
v Wanted to be an astronaut but couldn't get the helmet on.

[ghostkitteh]

^ Nope. Never wanted to be an astronaut, but I wouldn't mind being the captain of a starship.
< Has a friend who is an MTV producer, so could probably get the show on air.
v Will think of some way to add to it.

[Temp name]

^ Setting random things on fire!
< Likes fires. They're pretty.
v Is now disturbed.

[Omertocracy]

^ Sets things on fire.
< Still can't believe that book (A Memory of Light) had a goddamn 200 page chapter.
v Should have noticed that my past four posts in this thread all have sentences that start with S.

[Xanjori]

^ Like starting sentences with S
< Didnt notice
v Is on their lunch break

[Kurioxan]

^ thinks he is a spartan
< not on a lunchbreak but just finished eating
V thinks filling condoms with water to be quite entertaining.

[Omertocracy]

^ Not water. Mayonaise or vanilla pudding, then using them like water balloons.
< Combo broke the S streak.
v Can't fill in the blank: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... ________.

[Kurioxan]

^ is right, have no idea nor the patience to google the answer
< thinks the "barbarian" soul in SC3 was the best 2hander style of all SC's
V likes to smear his/her face in honey

[Dyra]

^ Urgh honey. Yuck.
< Vastly prefers honeycomb.
V Likes Crunchies

[Xanjori]

^ Win cat
< Crunches are amazing but Ive not had one in years
v Has never had a Crunchie

[semaphore]

^ has bad taste in snacks
< has had half a crunchie before spitting it out as "ewww"
v hates sweets

[Xanjori]

^ Gets stranger every day
< Sweets are fine, and I have amazing taste in everything ty
v Wants to try a Crunchie

[semaphore]

^ is wrong
< starts at infinite strangeness
v also does not like crunchie

[Deleted]

^ Is absolutely right. I hate everything that is sweet!
< Does not like sweet and crunchy things.
v Wants to cook me some proper food.