^ No dollars here. Just good honest pounds.
< Watching Game of Thrones.
v Has never watched Game of Thrones
^ No dollars here. Just good honest pounds.
< Watching Game of Thrones.
v Has never watched Game of Thrones
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ going to assume he doesn't know what I was saying D:
< nfi what game of thrones is
V probably knows what game of thrones is
^ Is half right
< Finds Game of Thrones entertaining as a series, but overall finds the series it is based on pretentious and drastically overstated
v Loves my kitten avatar despite the slanderous lies being spread about it
^ Who could hate any kitten avatar? Is squeedorable!
< Should really do some housework now her parcels have arrived.
v Likes lemonade.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ cleanz my house too?
< loves all sorts of fizzy drinks
V despises kittens
^ has not yet been hit by some sort of instant anti depressant Yet :P ( I got hit by a mountain of kittens sooooo cute!)
< likes animals but adores kittens and ducks. I don't know why but ducks are just the best.
V also likes ducks
^ I do like ducks! And where can I found a mountain of kittens?
< Finds it a shame that ducks are delicious too.
v Likes crispy duck.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ should get his butt moving :c
< totally busted by Wasselina
v is about to become a superhero like me in a few days time
^ is wrong, I'm already a superhero.
< is called Run-Away-From-Danger man!
V has an itchy nose.
^ Arrow proof woman sorry.
< Nap time.
v Will do my washing up for me.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ A superhero.... naaaa... A BADASS KITTY IN A TERRAN MILITIA UNIFORM STORMING THUNDERBLUFF!
< Bullet-proof-man, really?... COOL! LET MY TRY!
v Doctor..., you have to be one, please be one..., I'm bleeding a lot! That dam badass kitty in the terran militia uniform that's storming thunderbluff (lol) lied to me D:....H.E.L.P.M.E.
Edit: Now i have a badass kitty who is a god... and he want a injured guy to do his laundry...........
^ Is apperently too focused on bleeding to notice who he replied to
< Isn't actually a doctor, but has a sexy nurse outfit lying around (Not actually true)
v Wants a sexy nurse outfit.
^ Not at all.
< Would like a girl with a sexy nurse outfit.
v Wears glasses with perfectly round lenses.
^ Tried to sell me geek glasses
< Has perfect eye sight
V Suffers from temporary blindness due to chronic masturbation.
^ Is wrong, I've never masturbated once in my life.
< Can't stop lying.
v Will have a snarky comment about American politics.