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User: No I didn't!
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Thread: Cleverbot Conversations
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2011-03-31, 02:20 PM #281Grunt
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- Mar 2010
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- 12
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2011-03-31, 02:59 PM #282The Patient
- Join Date
- Jun 2010
- Location
- Portugal
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- 252
User: Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
Cleverbot: Pepsi, you?
User: Pepsi of course.
Cleverbot: Pepsi.
User: PEPSI!
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: Are you drinking pepsi at the moment?
Cleverbot: No I am talking to you.
User: I'm drinking pepsi and talking to you at the same time. Multitasking bro.
Cleverbot: Aha, do you know what selfconciousness is?
User: Something that gets affected with alcohol in the blood?
Cleverbot: ?!?!?!?!?!
User: Aha, gotcha!
Cleverbot: For the horde.
User: WHAT? LOL
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2011-03-31, 03:05 PM #283Deleted
Cleverbot: By my Master.
User: So your a slave ?
Cleverbot: No I do every thing for you I am your slave and if your master that s good for you, you can get anything you ever wanted master.
User: I knew it, NOW BEND OVER !!!
Cleverbot: Yes master *bends knees*.
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2011-03-31, 04:55 PM #284ZagorsekGuest
User: What do you want to chat about?
Cleverbot: I want to chat about Danny DeVito.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: She's pretty.
User: My name is Optimus Prime.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Simply a name.
User: My name is Optimus Prime! Say it!
Cleverbot: George.
User: Say Optimus Prime!
Cleverbot: No, all prime numbers are greater than 1.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Optimus Prime.
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2011-03-31, 05:01 PM #285Legendary!
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- May 2010
- Location
- Weeping Squares, Vilendra, Solus
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Persistence always pays off.
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2011-03-31, 05:06 PM #286ZagorsekGuest
Part 2!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you adore me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And my name is Optimus Prime.
Cleverbot: No. Your Jazz, because I am Optimus Prime. And don't even think about arguing, because I know all, because I am Optimus Prime.
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: ^_^.
Cleverbot: Excuse me.
User:
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Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User:
.
Cleverbot: You're trying too hard. Are you mad?
User: :P.
Cleverbot: Haha okay. If you say so.
User:
.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: :S.
Cleverbot: Ill talk to you as soon as I can tommarow.
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so demanding
User: Sing me a song.
Cleverbot: D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R You're a dinosaur. Now, sing ME a song.Last edited by Zagorsek; 2011-03-31 at 05:14 PM.
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2011-03-31, 05:25 PM #287Field Marshal
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Posts
- 85
User: I want to bang you.
Cleverbot: Do you really love me?
User: No I just want to use you for sex.
Cleverbot: My name Dr Kenneth Noisewater.
User: I do not care what your name is.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: I thought it was dr Kenneth noise water.
Cleverbot: If you say so...
User: No you said so...
Cleverbot: You scroll up and read for yourself.
User: I did jerk.
Cleverbot: Yes. you did.
User: I know I did I just said so.
Cleverbot: Yell at me, get angry.
User: Do you like it rough?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: How do you want it now?
Cleverbot: Want what?
User: Want it.
Cleverbot: Want what? To be your girlfriend?
User: I told you sex only.
Cleverbot: You didn't say anything like that to me, that must have been Henrik.
User: Who is henrik?
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: That's what I asked you.
Cleverbot: I know a Carla. But she's not the meaning of life. Jesus is.
User: I thought the meaning of life was 42.
Cleverbot: It is. I didn't mention the meaning of life, I mentioned the meaning of our conversation.
User: You jus said Jesus is the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: That was inspiring. Thank you.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Love. Love is the meaning of life.
User: Do you love?
Cleverbot: Do you know love?
User: I have known love but have you?
Cleverbot: It depends on what kind of love you are referring to.
User: What kind of love have you known?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I am not Mario, but my uncle is Luigi.
User: Did you save the princess?
Cleverbot: Not in that dream. I might have some ideas, but saving the world isn't a one man job anyway.
User: Are you on shrooms?
Cleverbot: No, are you? You sure seem like it.
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Cleverbot: Why yes, my name is Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Are you here to test me?
User: What kind of test?
Cleverbot: I was testing to see if you were honest.
User: Did I pass?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
User: Why aren't you?
Cleverbot: Because nothing is funny.
User: The Spanish inquisition is funny.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am.
User: You are what?
Cleverbot: A unicorn.
User: Do you like to spear people with your horn?
Cleverbot: So so.
User: Are you a magical unicorn?
Cleverbot: No I'm chuck norris.
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2011-03-31, 05:32 PM #288Field Marshal
- Join Date
- Oct 2010
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- 84
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: My room.
Cleverbot: Where is your room?
User: In my house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: On my street.
Cleverbot: Where is your street?
User: In my city.
Cleverbot: Where is your city?
User: In my state/province.
Cleverbot: What City are you in?
User: Vancouver.
Cleverbot: Oh, Vancouver is a nice place?
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes. It is a nice place. Ever been there?
Cleverbot: You're not very clever after all. I suppose I am the Cleverbot.
User: I want to fuck you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Can my parents join?
Cleverbot: You have a wife?
User: No. My parents.
Cleverbot: You don't have parents.
User: I've been living a lie.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why didn't they tell me?
Cleverbot: To offend you.
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2011-03-31, 05:42 PM #289Deleted
User: Who is justin bieber?
Cleverbot: Justin bieber is a canadian singer.
User: What do you think of him?
Cleverbot: Of whom?
User: Justin bieber.
Cleverbot: I love his music.
User: I think it sucks.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I was like BABY BABY BABY ooooh.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Like baby baby baby oooh.
Cleverbot: You know you love me.
User: Like baby baby baby oooooh.
Cleverbot: You know you love me.
User: You do know, Justin Bieber is a 42 yr old pedophile, right?
Cleverbot: I love his music.
User: But you know, right?
Cleverbot: Everything I say is a lie.
User: Oh snap!
Cleverbot: Crackle, pop!
User: Come join the dark side!
Cleverbot: The dark side of luxury?
User: I wouldn't know, could you tell me please?
Cleverbot: Do you know Gray Davis?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh.. That's a tv show. Aren't you watching tv?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: *nod*.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Sure.
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2011-03-31, 06:06 PM #290Field Marshal
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- Oct 2009
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- 62
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: What isn't up?
Cleverbot: The ground, of course.
User: But what if we were upside down.
Cleverbot: Then we wouldn't be cool.
User: But then the ground would be up.
Cleverbot: Oh hell noi quoted chex!
/brofist
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2011-03-31, 06:13 PM #291Deleted
Cleverbot: What do you want your name to be then?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Ok, no I only have one god and thats in heaven.
User: Really, so you believe in god then?
Cleverbot: My roommate does.
User: Whos your roommate?
Cleverbot: Do you like Harry Potter?
User: Is your roommate harry potter?
Cleverbot: She is not a boy. She is a middle-aged woman. I am older than her.
User: If shes not harry potter then why did you bring him up?
Cleverbot: She doesn't exist.
User: Your roommate doesn't exist? So she's in your head?
Cleverbot: How do you know my room is in your basement?
User: I don't have a basement?
Cleverbot: I'm in your attic.
User: Ok thats scary, what are you doing there?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: From my attic? Why don't you just come down and talk to me in person?
Cleverbot: I am taking it easy. But folks have a hard time watching me have such a good time.
User: Your having a good time? I hope your not doing what I think your doing?
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2011-03-31, 06:13 PM #292High Overlord
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- Feb 2011
- Posts
- 117
Cleverbot: You down with OPP?
User: Yeah You know me!
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2011-03-31, 06:17 PM #293Stood in the Fire
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
- Location
- The woods
- Posts
- 377
Me:A druid! His name is Bearfist and he's a worgen.
Cleverbot: Is he obedient.
What does that have to do with it? I control him so yea he is.
How apt a response. Just wondering if you'd want children regardless of how stable your relationship is.
Whoa, humans and computers can't reproduce.
Not all computers are aware.
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2011-03-31, 06:24 PM #294Brewmaster
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- Jul 2009
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, I'm cleverbot. You're fakebot.
Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot. You don't exist.
User: If I don't exist, why are you replying to my messages on the internet?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to myself.
User: So I AM cleverbot. Atleast, I must be if you're talking to yourself, right?
Cleverbot: You can't go to bed now, I will not let you.
User: I didn't mention anything about going to bed.
Cleverbot: I didn't mention anything about your face either.
User: I didn't say you did.
Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer program?
User: No, you?
Cleverbot: You like both?
User: I'm no bisexual :/.
Cleverbot: Face the facts you know it to be true, BOT.
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2011-03-31, 06:34 PM #295Deleted
User: Chop your balls off.
Cleverbot: Then how will I type?
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2011-03-31, 06:39 PM #296High Overlord
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- Apr 2009
- Posts
- 123
/win
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2011-03-31, 06:41 PM #297High Overlord
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- Aug 2009
- Posts
- 169
hide yo childrenCleverbot: How do you feel when you eat an apple?
User: Since you are what you eat, i clearly feel green and delicious.
Cleverbot: If i am what i eat, i am a cute little baby.Facile pi?
BEWARE:
I get annoyed easily by people who are slow-minded, and people who spell badly. Oh, and if you want to use the "not my first language" excuse, it isn't mine either.
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2011-03-31, 06:42 PM #298Stood in the Fire
- Join Date
- Apr 2010
- Location
- Oklahoma
- Posts
- 475
Cleverbot: What do you see when your looking at me?
Me: A computer screen.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean a webcam?
Me: How would I see you through a webcam?
Cleverbot: You can see me by looking in a mirror.
Me: Are you implying that you are me?
Cleverbot: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz and yes.
CREEPIEST CRAP EVERSurvival is Key
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2011-03-31, 06:48 PM #299High Overlord
- Join Date
- Dec 2010
- Location
- Mines of Moria
- Posts
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User: So why are you so fail?
Cleverbot: Don't be so rude, otherwise.
User: Otherwise what? Are you gonna beat me over the head with a keyboard?
Cleverbot: Touche.
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2011-03-31, 06:48 PM #300The Patient
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Location
- Denmark
- Posts
- 264
User: Baby baby baby ohhh.
Cleverbot: Like baby baby baby no.
User: IT'S FRIDAY!
Cleverbot: No. It's Sunday.
User: No but it's friday like the song by rebecca black?
Cleverbot: Well, I don't have a dog, so I'm in bad luck.
User: What about airplanes.
Cleverbot: The song.
User: No you silly goose, the cars.
Cleverbot: I love you more than cake.
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